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I, SamiS, vow to be your leader!

I will be your jungle guide and lead you all forth in successfully invading the OnlineGooner

I've had these plans down the pipeline to overthrow the moderators for a while and make this SamiSArsenal.com Forum.

With that short introduction I shall reveal to you all my manifesto.

1) Abolish all pictures of obscenities such as Tits, Camels, Dogs, Sheep, Pussys, Men (no Jayson, no more pictures of underage cock) and replace all these pictures with images of our Lord and Shephard aka Glorious Leader Arsene Wenger (and his foster child Emmanuel Eboue, Madonna has one now Wenger has one) members such as MikeyB who get all excited over children shall be greeted with a picture of Dennis Ferguson.

2) Ban all the Irish. DB10 is a migit, Augie is bald, Rebel shags goats, Corkbarry has a pornstar mustache anyway that enough should let you know these should warn you that these potato farmers are not normal nor welcome.

3) Bring back Iceman, for this point I am in the middle of writing a petition having learnt from our most successful poster and leader of the clique, USMartin. I would encourage you all to sign this once it's up.

Points 4), 5) and 6) to follow with 3 points being released daily. All .com"ers PM me.

We can overthrow this forum, we can destroy the tyranny. SamiS WILL be in control.

and Good Day to you too!!!

CAN A MODERATOR PLEASE MAKE THIS A STICKY I BELIEVE THAT THIS THREAD IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

Are we supposed to 'lol' at this point????

Gunnersaurus wrote:Are we supposed to 'lol' at this point????

epic fail

mmm....

Don't worry sami, I think that the mods will treat your thread with the respect that it deserves.

That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My revolution will never be over.

northbankbren wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My revolution will never be over.

Just like an old 7 inch on the deck with the needle stuck

northbankbren wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My revolution will never be over.

Bren what do we do now???

I don't think they're taking us seriously!!!

The Basement is the stronghold of the OG no .com'er will go there

Fuck you IHH. You've won this battle but the war is ongoing

SamiS wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My revolution will never be over.

Bren what do we do now???

I don't think they're taking us seriously!!!

The Basement is the stronghold of the OG no .com'er will go there

Fuck you IHH. You've won this battle but the war is ongoing

Blimey, you put up one hell of a fight up there Sami.... who's your leader... Wenger???

northbankbren wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My evolution will never be over.

SamiS wrote:

northbankbren wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:That's actually quite funny Sami. However, rather than become a sticky, I think this thread belongs in the Basement - which is appropriate as that's a lasting symbol of the last failed revolt (eh Bren? )!!

My revolution will never be over.

Bren what do we do now???

I don't think they're taking us seriously!!!

The Basement is the stronghold of the OG no .com'er will go there

Fuck you IHH. You've won this battle but the war is ongoing

Ah Sami Sami.

The ship has set sail, and you didnt get on board mate.

Keep up the good work, but for real revolution you need a mod on board, like i have

dont fuck with the mods sami



or chippy will get you

SamiS wrote:I, SamiS, vow to be your leader!

I will be your jungle guide and lead you all forth in successfully invading the OnlineGooner

I've had these plans down the pipeline to overthrow the moderators for a while and make this SamiSArsenal.com Forum.

With that short introduction I shall reveal to you all my manifesto.

1) Abolish all pictures of obscenities such as Tits, Camels, Dogs, Sheep, Pussys, Men (no Jayson, no more pictures of underage cock) and replace all these pictures with images of our Lord and Shephard aka Glorious Leader Arsene Wenger (and his foster child Emmanuel Eboue, Madonna has one now Wenger has one) members such as MikeyB who get all excited over children shall be greeted with a picture of Dennis Ferguson.

2) Ban all the Irish. DB10 is a migit, Augie is bald, Rebel shags goats, Corkbarry has a pornstar mustache anyway that enough should let you know these should warn you that these potato farmers are not normal nor welcome.

3) Bring back Iceman, for this point I am in the middle of writing a petition having learnt from our most successful poster and leader of the clique, USMartin. I would encourage you all to sign this once it's up.

Points 4), 5) and 6) to follow with 3 points being released daily. All .com"ers PM me.

We can overthrow this forum, we can destroy the tyranny. SamiS WILL be in control.

and Good Day to you too!!!

CAN A MODERATOR PLEASE MAKE THIS A STICKY I BELIEVE THAT THIS THREAD IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

You are obviously as big a *word censored* as the .coms are!!!

Rugby Gooner wrote:

SamiS wrote:I, SamiS, vow to be your leader!

I will be your jungle guide and lead you all forth in successfully invading the OnlineGooner

I've had these plans down the pipeline to overthrow the moderators for a while and make this SamiSArsenal.com Forum.

With that short introduction I shall reveal to you all my manifesto.

1) Abolish all pictures of obscenities such as Tits, Camels, Dogs, Sheep, Pussys, Men (no Jayson, no more pictures of underage cock) and replace all these pictures with images of our Lord and Shephard aka Glorious Leader Arsene Wenger (and his foster child Emmanuel Eboue, Madonna has one now Wenger has one) members such as MikeyB who get all excited over children shall be greeted with a picture of Dennis Ferguson.

2) Ban all the Irish. DB10 is a migit, Augie is bald, Rebel shags goats, Corkbarry has a pornstar mustache anyway that enough should let you know these should warn you that these potato farmers are not normal nor welcome.

3) Bring back Iceman, for this point I am in the middle of writing a petition having learnt from our most successful poster and leader of the clique, USMartin. I would encourage you all to sign this once it's up.

Points 4), 5) and 6) to follow with 3 points being released daily. All .com"ers PM me.

We can overthrow this forum, we can destroy the tyranny. SamiS WILL be in control.

and Good Day to you too!!!

CAN A MODERATOR PLEASE MAKE THIS A STICKY I BELIEVE THAT THIS THREAD IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

You are obviously as big a c**t as the .coms are!!!

The touting gone a bit quiet has it, Sami?