MY GIRLFRIEND IS OFF ON HOLIDAY TODAY.
since shes bound to get spit roasted by a gang of spaniards it'd be a bit ironic if almunia was one of them, since if he plays too often your season will probably be fucked by him anarl
Seriously though mate, you've fucked up pretty badly, she is going to be getting buggered all ways under the sun, by the time she comes back you'll probably find that trying to shag her is akin to hoying a sausage down the channel tunnel, though at least you should be able to get a retribution shag off one of her mates since they sound like they're looser than the lips that sink the ships
Seriously though mate, you've fucked up pretty badly, she is going to be getting buggered all ways under the sun, by the time she comes back you'll probably find that trying to shag her is akin to hoying a sausage down the channel tunnel, though at least you should be able to get a retribution shag off one of her mates since they sound like they're looser than the lips that sink the ships
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flash gunner wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:Have you got any pictures FPG? It would help us evaluate her chances over there, is she a ten pinter etc!!!
Thats a lot to swallow .......even if she has ten days
As FPG points out it is the sex capital of Europe so she has a chance
Just make sure she has brushed her teeth before she kisses you next week FPG
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Truth is shes a good girl. she very shy and very proper and has amazing values.
but whats happend around a year ago a new girl started in her work place who she seems to hanging around more and more. Shes fit (very fit) but less just say shes a bit tarty.
And thats whos shes going on holiday with, with 6 other mates who are all a bit loud.
If i was in ibiza for 10 days i would score more then Thierry Henry did goals. Thats what im nervous about.
Next thing i noticed since meeting this new girl at her work place, she drinks a bit more and her acts in bedroom have been amazing. (no complaints)
but whats happend around a year ago a new girl started in her work place who she seems to hanging around more and more. Shes fit (very fit) but less just say shes a bit tarty.
And thats whos shes going on holiday with, with 6 other mates who are all a bit loud.
If i was in ibiza for 10 days i would score more then Thierry Henry did goals. Thats what im nervous about.
Next thing i noticed since meeting this new girl at her work place, she drinks a bit more and her acts in bedroom have been amazing. (no complaints)
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Truth is shes a good girl. she very shy and very proper and has amazing values.
but whats happend around a year ago a new girl started in her work place who she seems to hanging around more and more. Shes fit (very fit) but less just say shes a bit tarty.
And thats whos shes going on holiday with, with 6 other mates who are all a bit loud.
If i was in ibiza for 10 days i would score more then Thierry Henry did goals. Thats what im nervous about.
Next thing i noticed since meeting this new girl at her work place, she drinks a bit more and her acts in bedroom have been amazing. (no complaints)
And it has taken this holiday to ibiza for you to start asking questions ?
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Agreed. Just booked my flights anyone else fancy the onlinegooner trip?safcftm wrote:Actually sounds ideal to have her and Mrs "fit (very fit) but less just say shes a bit tarty" in the one resort- sounds like heavenflash gunner wrote:These are the best/worst typesMr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Truth is shes a good girl. she very shy and very proper and has amazing values.
flash gunner wrote:Agreed. Just booked my flights anyone else fancy the onlinegooner trip?safcftm wrote:Actually sounds ideal to have her and Mrs "fit (very fit) but less just say shes a bit tarty" in the one resort- sounds like heavenflash gunner wrote:These are the best/worst typesMr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Truth is shes a good girl. she very shy and very proper and has amazing values.
Anyone else?