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Who's head would you most like to take a dump on
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:19 pm
by Steviegooner
Which player or manager of opposition teams would you most like to take a dump on the head of mine would have to be a choice of two with one being an old adversary and a modern day one first off has to be ruud van horse face along with Samir lesbian haircut Nasri....
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:23 pm
by Rugby Gooner
Samir fucking Nasri's!!!
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:25 pm
by Percy Dalton
Denis Irwin
Justin Edinburgh
Edward Sheringham
Sewer Rat the Elder
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:29 pm
by frankbutcher
Kevin Kilbane.
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:30 pm
by SWLGooner
Why Denis Irwin Percy?
For me it would be Cashley, except I have a sneaky suspicion he'd quite enjoy it.
So it's got to be Ferguson, he is an unbelievable *word censored*
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:31 pm
by Steviegooner
Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin
Justin Edinburgh
Edward Sheringham
Sewer Rat the Elder
That's four you sure u could manage
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:15 pm
by augie
Steviegooner wrote:Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin
Justin Edinburgh
Edward Sheringham
Sewer Rat the Elder
That's four you sure u could manage
Dont have any doubt mate........a body that big could def have a dump 4 times before lunch even
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:20 pm
by storrmin571
Drogba
Xavi
Iniesta
Shakiras gay fella
Anybody who is associated with cheating barca *word censored*
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:24 pm
by augie
Of the current players in the game the following would be my options -
evra......a dispicable *word censored* who seems to scare the fcuk out of whoever we play on our right wing
j terry.....a scumbag coniving treacherous *word censored* from a scumbag trailor trash family
Of course if we are inc our own players then diaby and song would def get my vote
Too many ex players to mention but suffice to say that sheringham, roy keane, ratface neville are all high on the list - cuntbags one and all
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:31 pm
by SWLGooner
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:34 pm
by Percy Dalton
SWLGooner wrote:Why Denis Irwin Percy?
For me it would be Cashley, except I have a sneaky suspicion he'd quite enjoy it.
So it's got to be Ferguson, he is an unbelievable c**t
Juat always hated the fucktard since the brawl at Old Shatford. Weasel faced tosser!
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:50 pm
by worthing gooner
Im not into that!
Not even on glass coffee tables!
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:57 pm
by MegaGooner
Joey Barton and if I have any left of my dump, it would be John"'Ard man Terry" ...
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:24 pm
by Its Up 4 Grabs Now
Percy Dalton wrote:Denis Irwin
Justin Edinburgh
Edward Sheringham
Sewer Rat the Elder
Excellent list. I'd add…
Brian McClair
Sheringham
Vinny Samways
Paul Stewart
Garry Mabbut’s mask
Tony Pulis’ baseball cap
Rory Delap’s towel
Roy Wegerle
Brian McClair
Sammy Lee
Busquets
Brian McClair
Mike Phelan
I'm off to eat some bran flakes.
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:12 am
by OneBardGooner
After a Very Heavy night on the hottest Curry I could manage - and sevral pints of the ole dark Velvet and Cider Snake Bite AND some laxatives with Oat Bran - I woould shit on:
El hadj Diouf
Almunia (in his gob!)
Fergie
Allardyce
Greedywhore
Robbie keane (pikeytcunt)
Mike (spineless fergieknobsuckingcunt) Riley (yes, I know he's a ref but deserves it!)
and Taylor (he ended Eduardo's career with us!)
oh and of course GoofyChubbyDyke cashwhore nasri