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Any complaints?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:48 pm
by corkbarry
A recent survey from Thomas Cook and ABTA reveals 20 of the most ridiculous complaints by holiday-makers made to their travel agent.

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

5. A tourist at a top African Game Lodge over looking a water hole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

7. "The beach was too sandy."

8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

9. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

11. "We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."

12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

13. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

14. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.."

15. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"

16. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."

17. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

18. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

19. "I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite."

20. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

My favourites were 15 and 20

__________________ :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:16 pm
by Henry Norris 1913
6. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room
15. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation?. We?re trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"


so funny they have to be on a wind up? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:22 pm
by REB
15 and 20

:lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:41 pm
by Barriecuda
I really really hope some of these weren't serious =\

Pretty funny list though.

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:46 pm
by MegaGooner
#5 and then 10 to 14.....had me entertained. Well done Barry :barscarf: 8)

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:33 pm
by olgitgooner
21. My wife and I booked our holiday in the most remote place possible, just to have a change from our normal Irish culture and surroundings.

None of the travel brochures mentioned fucking Irish bars.

:wink:

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:42 pm
by corkbarry
olgitgooner wrote:21. My wife and I booked our holiday in the most remote place possible, just to have a change from our normal Irish culture and surroundings.

None of the travel brochures mentioned fucking Irish bars.

:wink:


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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:23 am
by DB10GOONER
Are these all from British people? :lol: :wink:

Probably why you lot are known as "whinging poms" in Australia! :D :wink: