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make up
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:37 am
by the playing mantis
It can do wonders. Just watched this woman on my train putting on makeup and Christ what a difference...gone from wouldn't look twice in a million years to would be chasing it of an evening. U sometimes forget Wat a huge difference it makes....should be illegal its a con, when u wake up next to something with out her face on, it can often be a scary occasion.
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:40 am
by DB10GOONER
erm... o-kay.

Make up and beer
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:44 am
by Herd
I find alcohol does that for me and woman too !

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:45 am
by the playing mantis
Look there's a points failure and I'm stuck on the train bored out of my skull...this forum is the sole form of releif at the mo. I'm saddened that my observations and thoughts are of no interest....think I will have to join the online gooner Twitter community instead and get some appreciation from the tards who follow tweets.....!
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:35 am
by RVP2
I'm with you mate, is incredible how different some girls can look. Where as we pretty much look the same all the time, they know what they're getting!
Re: Make up and beer
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:05 am
by Reg Niseth
Herd wrote:

You look so different from the last time I saw you in che's. The op looks almost successful. See you soon.
Re: Make up and beer
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:04 pm
by SWLGooner
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:50 pm
by rodders999
Same with them padded bras, they should be outlawed. You think she's got a set of Dolly Parton's when you meet her in the pub and then when she disrobes back in yours all your greeted with is a couple of fried eggs

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:40 pm
by nexum5me

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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:14 pm
by Supagoon
how very true, catch a a woman in the morning and see exactly what you're dealing with.
I think its clear that us men, well some of us, are just better looking human beings than the females, no makeup needed!
Got a feeling my post is going to be misintepretated.
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:18 am
by Barriecuda
nexum5me wrote:
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Asian girls are the ultimate gamble

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:32 am
by flash gunner
The most disappointed ive ever been is when i went to see Arsenal ladies in a pre season friendly last summer and Emma Byrne was in goal (obviously make up free for a match) big, big disappointment!!!!
Emma you let me down

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:12 pm
by JMascis666
I'd have done both those Chinky birds.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:31 pm
by SWLGooner
JMascis666 wrote:I'd have done both those Chinky birds.
You sure the second one's a bird mate

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:25 am
by 1989