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I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.

Reminds me of this... http://icantseeyou.typepad.com/my_weblo ... -hair.html

my balls are always clean as a whistle hair wise, and my pubes themselves are always trimmed down to a neat grade 1 or 2.

come on boys, you wouldn't wanna pull your bird's knickers down and be greeted with a fucking great birds nest, and they feel the same vice versa! get yourselves trimmed and join this century

too scared in case i nick the old fella, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 10 incher in a icepack

Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella clean off, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 1 incher in a icepack

in that case yes, maybe you should play it safe

nexum5me wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella clean off, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 1 incher in a icepack

in that case yes, maybe you should play it safe

oi your cheeky fucker, changed my post - what insult even ****'s got a 2 incher and he hasn't seen it since 1972

Rosie_titters wrote:

nexum5me wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella clean off, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 1 incher in a icepack

in that case yes, maybe you should play it safe

oi your cheeky fucker, changed my post - what insult even ****'s got a 2 incher and he hasn't seen it since 1972

sorry couldn't resist, i'm sure you've got a magnificent beast hidden away

anyway, maybe ****'s is a grower? he might hit the dizzy heights of 4" at full stalk

nexum5me wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:

nexum5me wrote:

Rosie_titters wrote:too scared in case i nick the old fella clean off, don't fancy a trip to A&E with my 1 incher in a icepack

in that case yes, maybe you should play it safe

oi your cheeky fucker, changed my post - what insult even ****'s got a 2 incher and he hasn't seen it since 1972

sorry couldn't resist, i'm sure you've got a magnificent beast hidden away

anyway, maybe ****'s is a grower? he might hit the dizzy heights of 4" at full stalk

MutleyGooner wrote:I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.

After shaving ensure you coat the area in baby oil, it helps when the five o'clock shadow starts to appear.

I always go Kojak down below but twice in the last few months I have nicked the sack and it bleeds for fucking ages. Did worry myself first time that I would have to go to hospital as it didn't stop for about 15 mins.....thankfully it did in the end!

franksav63 wrote:

MutleyGooner wrote:I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.

After shaving ensure you coat the area in baby oil, it helps when the five o'clock shadow starts to appear.

Or simply don't shave until after five o'clock.

Does anyone have advice on shaving the anal area?

I've never actually seen my own ringpiece. But I imagine it's not a pretty sight.

olgitgooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:

MutleyGooner wrote:I got bored the other day and shaved all the pubes off my nut sack. It felt quite liberating at the time but now that the hair has started growing back it itches like fuck.

After shaving ensure you coat the area in baby oil, it helps when the five o'clock shadow starts to appear.

Or simply don't shave until after five o'clock.

Does anyone have advice on shaving the anal area?

I've never actually seen my own ringpiece. But I imagine it's not a pretty sight.

When you're up next, get Kingjay to check it, he'll always give it a 'thumbs up' whichever the state of it.

TeeCee wrote:I always go Kojak down below but twice in the last few months I have nicked the sack and it bleeds for fucking ages. Did worry myself first time that I would have to go to hospital as it didn't stop for about 15 mins.....thankfully it did in the end!

Douse the sack in vinegar mate the next time that'll stem the flow somewhat..

Oh, and kev.. try this for the anal area...

That Veet stuff must work on the sack as well as the crack.

Might give it a go.