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All he does is abuse Wenger and hurt my sensitives online. What a bastard.
Sick of his negativity. I remember how awful he was after we beat Chelsea away. We could win the Treble and he'd want Arsene out.
It simply isn't fair and he's horrible. Let's gang up on him online. THAT will teach him!!!!

...............Haystack.....................................

Shall we have some office quotes instead? Less annoying : -

David Brent: People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."


I don't look upon this like it's the end, I look upon it like it's moving on you know. It's almost like my work here's done. I can't imagine Jesus going 'Oh, I've told a few people in Bethlehem I'm the son of God, can I just stay here with Mum and Dad now?' No. You gotta move on. You gotta spread the word. You gotta go to Nazareth, please. And that's, very much like... me. My world does not end within these four walls, Slough's a big place. And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I've got to-Didcott, Yately. You know. My-Winersh, Taplow. Because I am my own boss, I can-Burfield. I can wake up one morning and go 'Ooh, I don't feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?' 'Ooh, don't know, better ask the boss.' 'David can I stay in bed all day?' 'Yes you can David.' Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David.


They're malleable, and you know that's what I like really, you know. I don't like people who come here: 'Ooh, we did it this way, we did it that way'. I just wanna go do it this way. If you like. If you don't... Team playing-I call it team individuality, it's a new, it's like a management style. Again guilty, unorthodox, sue me.

There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.

Blahblahtunde wrote:All he does is abuse Wenger and hurt my sensitives online. What a bastard.
Sick of his negativity. I remember how awful he was after we beat Chelsea away. We could win the Treble and he'd want Arsene out.
It simply isn't fair and he's horrible. Let's gang up on him online. THAT will teach him!!!!

Who on earth is Blahblahtunde????

OneBardGooner wrote:

Blahblahtunde wrote:All he does is abuse Wenger and hurt my sensitives online. What a bastard.
Sick of his negativity. I remember how awful he was after we beat Chelsea away. We could win the Treble and he'd want Arsene out.
It simply isn't fair and he's horrible. Let's gang up on him online. THAT will teach him!!!!

Who on earth is Blahblahtunde????

Don't you remember? He's that N****boy.

OneBardGooner wrote:

Blahblahtunde wrote:All he does is abuse Wenger and hurt my sensitives online. What a bastard.
Sick of his negativity. I remember how awful he was after we beat Chelsea away. We could win the Treble and he'd want Arsene out.
It simply isn't fair and he's horrible. Let's gang up on him online. THAT will teach him!!!!

Who on earth is Blahblahtunde????

it's blahblahturd, mate!

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