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A little example of how classless the WANKERS are.
After work yesterday I nipped in the local cornershop,(que "Brim full of Aisha!!!),to get the beers in for todays games,catch the score in the Norwich v Chavs game,and have the banter with "Bobby" the Indian guy who manages the place ,(and who incidentally is a "Baggie").
Whilst in there a bloke came in,got some Stella from the fridge and came to the checkout.
At this point Bobby said to him that I was a "Gooner",and let me know that he was a Spud.
What follows is the "classy" scum response:-

"I fucking hate Arsenal,you are all diving *word censored*,(at which juncture I pointed out that I hadn't fallen over in the shop once),and your manager is a "paedo".
He then proceeded to tell me how he had purchased tickets for the Coldplay gig at the Emirates,and intended to,"Have a dump there,and smear it up the walls."
How "Classy" is that!!!

And all on their most religious day of the week!

Having lived in the Midlands for the last 15 years (not far from Rugby now and which I have the pleasure of driving through every day to work) I have found that the locals who support Spurs are the worst as they have to prove what proper fans they are instead of supporting their local teams (of which there are many)

Ahh Southam,the home of Lara Croft,(and other quality gaming experiences!!!).
You should pop in for a pint mate.There are quite a few Gooners here,including some of the Daventry variety!!!

I actually live in a Napton which is between Southam and Daventry. I Work at Magna Park in Lutterworth so have a beautiful drive through Rugby each morning/evening. I originally moved to Banbury around 95 and joined the local supporters club.Had some good times travelling down with them. I seem to remember they linked up with the Daventry branch at some stage too. Don't get to many games these days due to family commitments and only get tickets for aways (through Gooner N5 on here) Last one was Utd away though and for the first time in my life left around 25 minutes below full time.. Can get tickets for Emirates but prefer the aways to be honest and living in the midlands means it doesn't take too long to get anywhere.
Would definitely be good to meet up with some local Gooners.

I am just south of Northampton!

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

Southhampton then

mcdowell42 wrote:

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

Southhampton then

That's the one!

Monkeymaw wrote:I actually live in a Napton which is between Southam and Daventry. I Work at Magna Park in Lutterworth so have a beautiful drive through Rugby each morning/evening. I originally moved to Banbury around 95 and joined the local supporters club.Had some good times travelling down with them. I seem to remember they linked up with the Daventry branch at some stage too. Don't get to many games these days due to family commitments and only get tickets for aways (through Gooner N5 on here) Last one was Utd away though and for the first time in my life left around 25 minutes below full time.. Can get tickets for Emirates but prefer the aways to be honest and living in the midlands means it doesn't take too long to get anywhere.
Would definitely be good to meet up with some local Gooners.

There are a few "Gooners" here.
The Victoria pub in the centre of Rugby is a good place to run into a few of them.
It is the home of "Atomic Ales",a real ale micro brewery,and always shows the 3 O'Clock kick offs,(if you know what I mean!!!).

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

We should get together with Monkeymaw,and a few of the resident Gooners for a Match,and a beer,(or Red wine),and the "Craic",(as our friends from the Republic say)!!!

Rugby Gooner wrote:

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

We should get together with Monkeymaw,and a few of the resident Gooners for a Match,and a beer,(or Red wine),and the "Craic",(as our friends from the Republic say)!!!

Sounds good to me!

Although can we leave out the 'craic' bit?

My personal experience of Oirishmen leads me to believe that this is just a euphenism for falling over after 3 pints and asking your males friends if you can finger their bottom!

Afraid every club has dirty little scum bags like that mate. Ive come across some of our own fans like that! Ignore them

Percy Dalton wrote:

Rugby Gooner wrote:

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

We should get together with Monkeymaw,and a few of the resident Gooners for a Match,and a beer,(or Red wine),and the "Craic",(as our friends from the Republic say)!!!

Sounds good to me!

Although can we leave out the 'craic' bit?

My personal experience of Oirishmen leads me to believe that this is just a euphenism for falling over after 3 pints and asking your males friends if you can finger their bottom!

Are they Priests?!!

George25888 wrote:Afraid every club has dirty little scum bags like that mate. Ive come across some of our own fans like that! Ignore them

I know mate.
And I would put money on the fact that he has never seen them play.....at the Shithole,or anywhere else!!!
He came across as one of those who,(tries) to "Talk the talk",but has never,"Walked the walk."

Rugby Gooner wrote:

Percy Dalton wrote:

Rugby Gooner wrote:

Percy Dalton wrote:I am just south of Northampton!

We should get together with Monkeymaw,and a few of the resident Gooners for a Match,and a beer,(or Red wine),and the "Craic",(as our friends from the Republic say)!!!

Sounds good to me!

Although can we leave out the 'craic' bit?

My personal experience of Oirishmen leads me to believe that this is just a euphenism for falling over after 3 pints and asking your males friends if you can finger their bottom!

Are they Priests?!!

It's often incorrectly said that our alcohol-intolerant friends from across the Irish Sea started coming over to England in the 50s for work, when in actual fact they wanted to get away from the priests.