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don't know why i haven't realized this before, but i was remembering my trip to england a bit over a year ago, where i met some of the top lads from this forum (sammy, storrmin, g88ner) and it reminded me of something - we all laugh about the lack of erm, vertical deployment that myself and db10gooner have, but I never heard anyone mention that about g88ner... my memory is not my greatest ability, but i'm quite sure he's not that much taller than me...

...come on g88ner, accept that you are also a member of the dwarf cliquè!!

oh no not another fucking midget!!!!

We're short on talking points today, eh?

BG must think I'm a fecking giant

brazilianGOONER wrote:don't know why i haven't realized this before, but i was remembering my trip to england a bit over a year ago, where i met some of the top lads from this forum (sammy, storrmin, g88ner) and it reminded me of something - we all laugh about the lack of erm, vertical deployment that myself and db10gooner have, but I never heard anyone mention that about g88ner... my memory is not my greatest ability, but i'm quite sure he's not that much taller than me...

...come on g88ner, accept that you are also a member of the dwarf cliquè!!

Firstly, when I was talking to you at Wigan, I was at least one step lower down than you - so that gives the illusion that I'm a midget when in fact I'm not!

And secondly, 5'8" isn't small... or maybe it is

G88ner is the same height as me

has anyone seen snow white

g88ner wrote:

brazilianGOONER wrote:don't know why i haven't realized this before, but i was remembering my trip to england a bit over a year ago, where i met some of the top lads from this forum (sammy, storrmin, g88ner) and it reminded me of something - we all laugh about the lack of erm, vertical deployment that myself and db10gooner have, but I never heard anyone mention that about g88ner... my memory is not my greatest ability, but i'm quite sure he's not that much taller than me...

...come on g88ner, accept that you are also a member of the dwarf cliquè!!

Firstly, when I was talking to you at Wigan, I was at least one step lower down than you - so that gives the illusion that I'm a midget when in fact I'm not!

And secondly, 5'8" isn't small... or maybe it is

i knew you would resort to the "lower step" thing. it's always that or "yeah, but your shoes have higher heels than normal".

mcdowell42 wrote:has anyone seen snow white

5'8 is small so add g88ner to the onlinegooner midget list and Sammy by the sounds of it

flash gunner wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:has anyone seen snow white

5'8 is small so add g88ner to the onlinegooner midget list and Sammy by the sounds of it

What about 5'8 1/2 is that small

FFS!!! Add sid to the list too

c'mon lads, let's get out of the closet: who else is a short arsed b*****d here??

Im 6ft3

5'10". good to be back.

Im 8 foot 6 compared to BG