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Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

Only one thing to do Sid..... Get back on it

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

That pretty much describes how I was yesterday

Pussies.

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

Sounds like a good opening plot for a book/filumm - "Fear And Loathing In Derry City"

OneBardGooner wrote:

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

Sounds like a good opening plot for a book/filumm - "Fear And Loathing In Derry City"

we call it londonderry

REB wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

Sounds like a good opening plot for a book/filumm - "Fear And Loathing In Derry City"

we call it londonderry

Aaaaah! yes, but we may be talking Hollywood here...I I DO mean the 'Hollywood' in California as apposed to the Emerald Isle.......or maybe Bollywood?.....how many curry houses does it have?

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

Aaaaah those two characters eh!?

There's Tom & Jerry

There's Itchy & Scratchy

and now there's Dash and Splash!

A red hot curry should sort you out Sid!.. then all will be back to normal

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

That's because you are in a drug fuelled haze most of the time, junkie scum.

DB10GOONER wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

That's because you are in a drug fuelled haze most of the time, junkie scum.

ps: Dave's Not Here Maaaan!

DB10Gooner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:
All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

That's because you are in a drug fuelled haze most of the time, junkie scum.

Is there any truth that Hlebby has named his pets Cheech & Chong ?


ps: Dave's Not Here Maaaan!

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10Gooner wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:
All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

That's because you are in a drug fuelled haze most of the time, junkie scum.

Is there any truth that Hlebby has named his pets Cheech & Chong ?


ps: Dave's Not Here Maaaan!

Posting the same thing twice but with a slight variation - Are you sure you're not stoned also matey?

DB10GOONER wrote:

I Hate Hleb wrote:

goonersid wrote:Been on the drink for the last 6 nights on the trot, started on the snakebites at lunchtime yesterday, can't function at work today, hands shaking and shitting through the eye of a needle, not looking forward to the horrors tonight.

All this time that goonersid has been on the forum and I never knew 'he' was actually a girl!!

That's because you are in a drug fuelled haze most of the time, junkie scum.

I know - and it feels great!!!