LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.
January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.
January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.
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I can?t understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals and blaming it on cost of living!
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Women always claim to want security in a relationship.
But the moment I lock them in my cellar.
But the moment I lock them in my cellar.
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It's about time we put doctor's receptionists at the border controls.
Let's see how many illegals get past them!
Let's see how many illegals get past them!
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If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc.
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I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
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I hear that Dentists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves.
Brace yourselves.
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A Relationships and Sex Education teacher enters the classroom with a banana.
He says, "Boys and girls, today I will teach you how to put on a condom.
I brought the banana because I can't get an erection on an empty stomach."
He says, "Boys and girls, today I will teach you how to put on a condom.
I brought the banana because I can't get an erection on an empty stomach."
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Some absolute crackers there Lefty... especially the fake orgasm & the Shamim Begum one's !!!
Some absolute crackers there Lefty... especially the fake orgasm & the Shamim Begum one's !!!
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Lots of good ones on their mate,
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Cheers Bard and Stu
Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic
Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic
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Many congratulationsLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pmCheers Bard and Stu
Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic
Hope all good with you mate
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I'm good thanks mate, having a wine watching the footballStuart L (2) wrote: ↑Wed Mar 01, 2023 6:12 pmMany congratulationsLeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pmCheers Bard and Stu
Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic
Hope all good with you mate
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Well Done Mate... Not An Easy Thing To Go Through!LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pmCheers Bard and Stu
Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic