The Gooner Forum

Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.

January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency vaginal surgery.

I can?t understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals and blaming it on cost of living!

Women always claim to want security in a relationship.

But the moment I lock them in my cellar.

It's about time we put doctor's receptionists at the border controls.

Let's see how many illegals get past them!

If anyone wants a list of my favourite Bugs Bunny quotes, I'll send them to you in a WhatsApp doc.

I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.

I hear that Dentists are going on strike.

Brace yourselves.

A Relationships and Sex Education teacher enters the classroom with a banana.

He says, "Boys and girls, today I will teach you how to put on a condom.

I brought the banana because I can't get an erection on an empty stomach."

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Some absolute crackers there Lefty... especially the fake orgasm & the Shamim Begum one's !!!

Lots of good ones on their mate,

Cheers Bard and Stu

Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pm

Cheers Bard and Stu

Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic

Many congratulations

Hope all good with you mate

Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 6:12 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pm

Cheers Bard and Stu

Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic

Many congratulations

Hope all good with you mate

I'm good thanks mate, having a wine watching the football

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 01, 2023 3:06 pm

Cheers Bard and Stu

Signed my divorce papers today so thought jokes were a perfect tonic

Well Done Mate... Not An Easy Thing To Go Through!