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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:27 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tony Blair says junk food should be made too expensive for the poor
That's like making a war criminal a peace envoy.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:30 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair'.
Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:32 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pm
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pm
I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:29 pm
by Stuart L (2)
Nice work lefty
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pm
I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.
When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:06 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Cheers Stu
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 9:35 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pm
I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.
When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites
You know me so well!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 12:53 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:27 pm
"Mummy mummy, can I get pregnant through anal sex"? "
Of course you can darling....where do you think moderators come from"!
Sorry DB
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:00 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 10:05 pm
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 4:14 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:32 pm
I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines.
He?s a singer / songwriter
Or sew it seams
Brilliant! lefty All Of Em Crackers... But this one had me in Stitches.
When i posted that I thought hmm I wonder who's coming up with that retort, you and DB were favourites
OneBard beat me to that one! Awl the best.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 5:39 pm
by OneBardGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:04 pm
by OneBardGooner
jokes about 9/11 are just plane wrong.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.
Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate