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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.

Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate

I'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.

I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.

Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate

I'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.

That's great news mate for you and your family

Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?

A: You can beat an egg.


PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?

Dunno mate...





Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa.

Block93 wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm

Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?

A: You can beat an egg.


PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?

The owners placed it in the code years ago. Same with c u n t : if you try to type it normally you get *word censored*.

No idea why w a n k is censored, but c u n t was censored because the owners just hated that word.

Dry January is dragging on a bit

I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night

Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm

I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night

Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm

I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night

Bit Wristy that mate!

Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm

I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night

I bet that was off the cuff wasn't it

Come on Lefty!? Where Are You!?

I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..

That didn't go down well.

I've just brought home a Barbie 'Domestic Violence' doll for my daughter.

Battery not included.