It's 'Give Us a Chant' Time Again

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It's 'Give Us a Chant' Time Again

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Time we had some New Chants for the up n coming season, so I'll kick us off (no pun intended :oops: :wink: )

For the stoke inbreds:

The first and last verse to the tune 'Trick of the Tail' by Genesis:

They've got Twelve Fingers
And they've got Twelve Toes
They all interbreed
They're neanderthals

Their sister is their mother
Their father is their brother
The whole family
Are fucking one another

That's whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
They've got Twelve Fingers
And they've got Twelve Toes
They all interbreed
They're neanderthals

:barscarf: :D :barscarf: :D :barscarf: :D
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How about (to the melody of 'One Nil to The Arsenal') ....

Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread.

:banghead: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:How about (to the melody of 'One Nil to The Arsenal') ....

Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread.

:banghead: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
:barscarf: or...

Fuck off, back to cannonballs
Fuck off, back to cannonballs...

:wink:
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Re: It's The 'Give Us a Chant' Time Again

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chim chimeney
chim chimeney
chim chim chiroo
who needs van persie
when we've got djourou?
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skizz_b wrote:chim chimeney
chim chimeney
chim chim chiroo
who needs van persie
when we've got djourou?
:rubchin: Orrrr

chim chimeney
chim chimeney
chim chim chiroo
we are soooo fucked
we've still got djourou :roll: :banghead:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:How about (to the melody of 'One Nil to The Arsenal') ....

Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread.

:banghead: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Orrrr


Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:

Yeah that scans MUCH BETER than your Poxified version....No wonder you're on drugs ! :roll: :D :lol: :wink:
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OneBardGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:How about (to the melody of 'One Nil to The Arsenal') ....

Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread.

:banghead: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Orrrr


Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:

Yeah that scans MUCH BETER than your Poxified version....No wonder you're on drugs ! :roll: :D :lol: :wink:
Only because it makes it much easier to understand you, my son. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Orrrr

how about we actually spell chimney correctly :-P

and then add Giroud

:barscarf:

and then get rid of Djourou


just 'cause he's not very good :banghead:
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As we are stuck with it for two season how about Prince "Purple Rain" for away games when kit is worn???

might become an accidental anthem
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Nos89 wrote:As we are stuck with it for two season how about Prince "Purple Rain" for away games when kit is worn???

might become an accidental anthem
:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: Well here are enough effeminate midgets in the team, so perhaps it could catch on. :D :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:
I Hate Hleb wrote:How about (to the melody of 'One Nil to The Arsenal') ....

Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread,
Fuck off, with this pointless thread.

:banghead: :roll: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Orrrr


Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod!
Fuck off, You Gormless Mod! :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :wink:

Yeah that scans MUCH BETER than your Poxified version....No wonder you're on drugs ! :roll: :D :lol: :wink:
Only because it makes it much easier to understand you, my son. 8) :lol: :lol: :wink:
I'll take that as a compliment yer spaced out blob of dwarf spunk ! :D :wink:
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MegaGooner wrote:Orrrr

how about we actually spell chimney correctly :-P

and then add Giroud

:barscarf:

and then get rid of Djourou


just 'cause he's not very good :banghead:
:roll: I think you'll find he was going for the 'onomatopoeia' approach . :wink:
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Nos89 wrote:As we are stuck with it for two season how about Prince "Purple Rain" for away games when kit is worn???
might become an accidental anthem
:lol:

As well as:

Our away kit,
Our away kit,
Our away kits fucking shit!
Ourrrr aaaaway kit is fucking shit!
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Re: It's The 'Give Us a Chant' Time Again

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WTF are you playing at OBG.

Keeper of the worst thread in history belongs to moi.

Now sod off. :? 8)
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Suuuuuper, super Luk, super, super Luk, super, super Luk, super Lukas Podolski

GUARANTEE you'll hear this being sang next season.
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