LAS VEGAS

[the playing mantis]

Anyone been LV here, if so recommendations for places not to miss (clubs,restuarants wise)

Also anyone stayed in the mgm? if so whats it like. im used to the wynn, its not meant to be on par, but MGM's pretty good isnt it, the casino is ok and it has a nice pool, just not sure on the rooms.

Any advise, gratefully received.

[flash gunner]

You been to the Wynn before?

[Henry Norris 1913]

glorified blackpool

[OneBardGooner]

Las Vegas!!!????????? Feck mate that's a bit of a gamble isn't it!?

[flash gunner]

Havent been for a few years but the evening buffet at the Paris is unbelievably good

[Rosie_titters]

was meant to have gone 3 years ago, until the missus fucking ruin it

was going to stay also at MGM, sure you will love it, knew i would of

[Henry Norris 1913]

Las Vegas!!!????????? Feck mate that's a bit of a gamble isn't it!?

I can't think of any gambling puns so I'm just going to call you a twat

[the playing mantis]

flash, yes we stayed in the wynn last time was out there...absolutely amazing, ostentatious yes, but that all adds to it. id recommend it wholeheardtedly, dont touch the mini bar though, thats why was concerned mgm would be a come down, but the casino in the mgms pretty good so sure it wont be! can get some excellent deals on rooms too. if flights were cheaper id be out there every couple of months! flights are the killer though. the top hotels rates can be dirt cheap as they just want to get you in to spend in the casino. trouble with wynn though is its at far end of the strip so only manged to get up the mgm end of the strip once, cos too many distractions on the way.

last time was just a flying visit though so sure we missed some of the must visit clubs/bars/restaurants. hence my questions! went to the club in the wynn encore, cant for the life of me remember what it was called, has waterfall and pooly bit in it/outside. pretty good.

will look into the buffet at paris, any other recommendations?

Anyone ever paid for a table at a club, is it worth it, loads recommend it, cant see the point meself!

managed to miss the legendary wynn breakfast buffet last time which i regret due not being in a fit state before midday each day!

[the playing mantis]

hahha henry, i was all geared up for blackpool when i went couple of years ago for the world matchplay darts...massive let down, what a shit hole, just full of wind...all it was good for was for picking up northern milfs in relfex!...well tbh milf is pushing it a bit, only milfs after an all dayer on the booze mostly...they eat young southerners for breakfast.

must admit i was sceptical of all the lv hye b4 i went, but loved it.

[LDB]

Las Vegas!!!????????? Feck mate that's a bit of a gamble isn't it!?

I can't think of any gambling puns so I'm just going to call you a twat

I can't think of any either so I'm going to fold.

[QuartzGooner]

I would stake my reputation on recommending something but I have never been so the odds would be too long on a guess. Best buy a guide book, makers of such items include Fodors, Lonely Planet and Dorling Kindersley.

[olgitgooner]

I heard that there are a large number of criminals in Vegas. Many of them amputees.

[OneBardGooner]

Las Vegas!!!????????? Feck mate that's a bit of a gamble isn't it!?

I can't think of any gambling puns so I'm just going to call you a twat

Okay fair enough it's a deal!

[OneBardGooner]

I heard that there are a large number of criminals in Vegas. Many of them amputees.

That's what happens when you have a "Vice"


And of course they're not short on supply there either!


Nothing like a winning hand eh!???

[MegaGooner]

I heard that there are a large number of criminals in Vegas. Many of them amputees.

One armed bandits?