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A few helpful tips from the last few days :) :

1. There's only one thing worse than dying from choking on a piece of chewing gum :o It's that it ends up all over a piece of clothing :oops: What is excellent for removing gum is gall soap :idea: - great for treating stains :oops: AND gum. :o


2. You're working at your laptop and suddenly the mouse and external speakers stop working. Both connected to the USB port. :twisted: So, what could it be? After going through many unsuccessful technicial solutions, I switched it off and then back on again and :shock: ...still didn't work :D ...then I switched it off, took the plug out, plugged it back in, switched it on again :shock: :shock: and voila, it worked :barscarf:

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You've been in Germany too long, mate. :(



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Is this a thread we can all add to? If it isn't then its the shittiest thread since Norman Wisdom passed on
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:barscarf:

Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.

DB10 - yes :oops:

Flash - :lol:

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arseofacrow wrote::barscarf:

Please add your helpful tips to make fellow gooners lives a little easier.

DB10 - yes :oops:

Flash - :lol:

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Don't eat yellow snow . . . :wink: :-P
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If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
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The OG forum's very own issue of Geezer's Digest. :shock:
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rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
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Never serve a woman breakfast in bed as they can be very ungrateful.

I did this morning, Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, pastries, fresh coffee and juice and all she had to say was...

What the fuck are you doing in my house ?

Ungrateful bitch. :? :roll: :wink:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
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rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
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rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
Yeah, about my fukin' cock :banghead:

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