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I said TIPPLES!!!!!

I got sent home from work today...well basically I shagged the bosses sister a few weeks ago - Maaan she has these tits the size of ...errrmmm well they're REALLY BIG...42DD at least...she's Italian and anyway - Her brother found out and went off on one..and then it all calmed down..he said it does not happen again..so I said Okay.

But it did and he caught us in the act - I think it can be referred to as Flagrante Delicto ( I just looked up to spell that) - and worst part I hadn't even licked it - her - you know what I mean....anyway 8 nelsom mandella's and (now) half a bottle of S,Comfort and I thought fecxk it i'll go online....

and so...where wa si

Yessss.

Tippples:

So what's your favcouroite tuilpple:

I tend to have favourite drinks for differnt occasions....I just happende to have some stella in the cupboard and a bottle of the ole SC....

Vodka dynamites at a funeral

anyhting when it's free

S.Confort wehen I'm feeling sorry for myslef

and Larger or brains SA - when I'm out for a bit of mischioef

so what's yours fellow gooners!?

ps:

Subject: Olympic Commentators




Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them."



Don't be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the Ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

I'm gonna learn some of these by heart - when I go back -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmE ... re=related

Here we go again...drunken Forum member creates vanity thread and reveals too much information...all that is missing now is a mention of how your boss's uncle was Norman Wisdom!

Fucking hell got a hangover this morning OBG?

I have a feeling this one may end up on a future classic threads thread!

shocking.

In a funny sort of way im glad OBG was pissed or it might have read that this was a vanity thread bragging about getting laid or even a made up story

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OneBardGooner wrote:ps:

Subject: Olympic Commentators




Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them."



Don't be afraid to try something new. Amateurs built the Ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

From this years summer olympics ?? really I must have missed Julian Dick's performances this summer then

All of these quotes are old ones - colmanballs exerts probably.

Uncle Quartz told you as it is.






Remember last nights thread when you were pissed OBG????

Fucking lightweight.







Car crash stuff mate. Car crash.

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ClockEndNick wrote:This thread is a bit of an Amaury Bischoff

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What would you know penis breath!?

Now then onto more important matters:

I notice NONE of you wankers have even attempted to Name yer Fave Tipple?




Yes...I HAD a hangover the size of saigon - but now it gone and I am back in work - and having fun ....

Oi flash you need to buy a new sofa - ....and we all know why!

pot londoner - you looking for a slap you Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!


ps: the only true devil in this world is the ego.....

ok OBG

my favorite alco drink is murphys stout , i also drink smithwicks ale, when im in london i like london pride or john smiths,

i love tea and also drink too much pepsi max.

that answer your question

Whisky - Lagavulin, Laphroaig, Talisker.

Whiskey - Jamesons.

Beers - Guinness, Tankhouse (Canadian), Golan Dark Malt (Israeli), Fullers Discovery, Shepherd Neame Late Red.

Non-alcholic malt beers - Malty, Maltstar, Nesher.

Mango Juice.

White Tea.

Lager, Pear and normal Cider, Guiness and vodka. As you can tell im not a connoisseur as far as alcohol is concerned i drink it to get drunk on a night out i dont drink it for the taste as such, just the effects.... I also dont really drink at home i dont see the point of getting drunk sitting indoors, dont get me wrong im not knocking people that do, i just dont