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ok gentlemen (and lurking ladies) inspired by Family Guy and seeing how well this went while we were on Lads holiday recently, this is the official OG (G2G?) "Would you rather" thread.

the concept is very simple, a question is asked that starts with a "would you rather" scenario followed by two choices, each complicated in their own way. debate then ensues and the next question is asked.

here are a few examples from Family Guy - slightly extreme but then again have you seen some of the threads in the Cannonballs?

"who would you rather do. Queen Latifah, or Halle Berry, but she's been dead for six hours?"

"would you have sex with Cleveland [a man if you haven't seen the show], if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?"

"Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% change of getting an inheritance from a rich guy, or be Hitler 2 years before the end of World War II? because you know you're gonna have to shoot yourself, but you still got two more years as Hitler."

something different to do to while away the hours...

i'll put the first scenario forward.

Would you rather pay £5k to have sex with Kelly Brook, or get paid £5k to have sex with Vanessa Feltz?

discuss...

Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

urgh ill take susan provided she washes first

would you rather bum a chick with a dick in the dark (and never know that she was really a he), or shag a post-op transexual with a really masculine face in the light knowing full well she used to be a he?

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

Can I choose suicide by being raped to death by an angry pitbull on viagra instead?

skizz_b wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

urgh ill take susan provided she washes first

would you rather bum a chick with a dick in the dark (and never know that she was really a he), or shag a post-op transexual with a really masculine face in the light knowing full well she used to be a he?

Ah, now it's a confession thread for Skizz!

DB10GOONER wrote:

skizz_b wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

urgh ill take susan provided she washes first

would you rather bum a chick with a dick in the dark (and never know that she was really a he), or shag a post-op transexual with a really masculine face in the light knowing full well she used to be a he?

Ah, now it's a confession thread for Skizz!

lol i'm not hashkads 2

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

No Contest: Have Susan boyle sit on my face - as long as she 's washed her muff and chuff and DOESN'T Sing!


1. Walk stark bollock naked through your local town centre - but wearing nipple clamps, high heels and lipstick on it's
busiest day for an hour (all the plod have a day off) knowing fy=ull well that for doing so, you get to shag anyone you want for a whole month and get paid £100 each time.

OR

2. Go down on Jordan before and after every meal for week - you're not allowed to brush your teeth or anything - knowing if you do so without complaining, Arsenal get to win the Prem and you're there for the game that seals it!

DB10GOONER wrote:

skizz_b wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

urgh ill take susan provided she washes first

would you rather bum a chick with a dick in the dark (and never know that she was really a he), or shag a post-op transexual with a really masculine face in the light knowing full well she used to be a he?

Ah, now it's a confession thread for Skizz!

Would you rather suck off 100 syphilitic wino cocks or read a “novel” that was “written” by Jordan?

Why are y'all avoiding my 'challenge'

OneBardGooner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

No Contest: Have Susan boyle sit on my face - as long as she 's washed her muff and chuff and DOESN'T Sing!


1. Walk stark bollock naked through your local town centre - but wearing nipple clamps, high heels and lipstick on it's
busiest day for an hour (all the plod have a day off) knowing fy=ull well that for doing so, you get to shag anyone you want for a whole month and get paid £100 each time.

OR

2. Go down on Jordan before and after every meal for week - you're not allowed to brush your teeth or anything - knowing if you do so without complaining, Arsenal get to win the Prem and you're there for the game that seals it!

Number one for me

DB10GOONER wrote:Would you rather suck off 100 syphilitic wino cocks or read a “novel” that was “written” by Jordan?

are there pictures of Jordan contained within the pages of said novel?

SammyDroppedHisShorts wrote:

OneBardGooner wrote:

flash gunner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Get paid £5K for sex with Feltz. But only in her mouth.

Would you rather eat rancid tuna from a dead wino's arsehole or get a tottingham tattoo?

eat the rancid tuna you could always stick your fingers down your throat after to throw it all up you'd never get rid of the scum tattoo...

Be in a 6 foot x 6 foot room naked and blindfolded with a viagra'd up Michael Barrymore for 2 hours or have a naked Susan Boyle sit on your face for an hour

No Contest: Have Susan boyle sit on my face - as long as she 's washed her muff and chuff and DOESN'T Sing!


1. Walk stark bollock naked through your local town centre - but wearing nipple clamps, high heels and lipstick on it's
busiest day for an hour (all the plod have a day off) knowing fy=ull well that for doing so, you get to shag anyone you want for a whole month and get paid £100 each time.

OR

2. Go down on Jordan before and after every meal for week - you're not allowed to brush your teeth or anything - knowing if you do so without complaining, Arsenal get to win the Prem and you're there for the game that seals it!

Number one for me

Your turn to pose a question then Sammy

I am no good at this but

1. You are in N17 with the fittest bird you have ever shagged...and she rolls up the Spuds shop claiming her love for all things Lillywhite and insists on you buying her a spuds shirt

2. Or you spend a night muff diving with Elle Simmonds