JW10 caption comp

[Basil is a Gooner]

[DarylAFC]

1st pic: Jack - "Hehehehe the paper's believed I was really injured. Damn that was some good charlie "

2nd pic: Jack - "What the fuck? I can't carry this team! Have you seen Santos?"

[I Hate Hleb]

"Ooh Betty, the cat's done a woopsie on the floor!"

[SteveO 35]

Honestly lads I saw Santos take 2 Big Macs and fit them in like this......

Fucking hell - I knew our play had slowed down since I was away but you want me to sit on the ball in the next match?

[I Hate Hleb]

I know Beckham has already got the nick-name 'Golden Balls' but do I really have to be known as 'Silver Poo'?

[Basil is a Gooner]

So this is the compromise for the England game then?

[MutleyGooner]

2nd pic: Boss I can't stop shitting balls

[Perryashburtongroves]

"So let me get this straight. I'm dropped because you think I'll kill Denilson when he comes back?"

[dPmunky]

... THIS? is how you want me to play defense?

[brazilianGOONER]

not a single good one yet

[MutleyGooner]

not a single good one yet

I don't get it, which picture was that comment for you my Brazilian Fevala trawling ladyboy midget mate?

[OneBardGooner]

Tee Hee They've offered me another £50k a week and all I had to do was promise (fingers crossed natch! ) not to sign for man u or man $hitty....




Look! I ain't joking I went for a curry with Santos last night and when it came time to do the runner the fat fucker got jammed in the doorway...and I ended up having to pay!

[N1Goon]

"My teeth are falling out, too much cocaine. Rosicky has been selling me the poor quality sh*t."

[QuartzGooner]

"Will Theo sign or won't he? It's nailbiting stuff!"

[littlefire]

Coach - Those things you're sitting on son? When's the last time you put em in the back of the net?
Wilshere - Uh? *thinks* toot/haircut/tattoo, toot/haircut/tattoo...