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What does sex smell like?

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:45 am
by Number 5
I think it attacks your nostrils. A bit like sweat but more thick and dank.

Addictive too.

Thoughts?

Re: What does sex smell like?

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:02 am
by storrmin571
I think there should be some pictures to aid your argument

Re: What does sex smell like?

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:41 am
by OneBardGooner
storrmin571 wrote:I think there should be some pictures to aid your argument
Ohhh no! FFS Stormin...PLEASE don't encourage him! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: What does sex smell like?

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:01 am
by Top Londoner
locate right arm

un-clench the fist

raise arm to face level

place palm upon nose

breathe in deeply







repeat exercise with own arm




:lol:

Re: What does sex smell like?

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:10 pm
by Rosie_titters
fuck knows i havent had any in months :oops:

Re: What does sex smell like?

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:04 pm
by olgitgooner
Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden......

God...."Morning Adam. Where is Eve?"

Adam...."Morning God. She's having a wash at the mo."

God...."She's not having a wash in the sea is she?"

Adam...."Yes God"

God...."Oh bollocks.......I'll never get the smell off those fish now!"

:oops: