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Mrs TG had our 3rd child today, a little girl.

I am as happy as Larry, despite the fact that she is the 3rd girl and I am now officially outnumbered 4-1 in my own home. I've just decided when they are all teens and if Mrs TG isn't yet menopausal I'm f'ing off for a week every month as 4 PMS women in one house will lead to murder....... probably mine.

Anyway I'm well pleased, had a lot of probs along the way with her but she came out screaming blue murder and is perfect.

The day was made even better as I left the hospital and heard the scum got hammered and Fat Sam did us a favour

AW will probable still be getting us to scrape 4th by the time she's 10

Congratulations Topgoon.

Well done TG.
You'll be working until you are 70 now mate.

Are you sure you can afford SIX Season tickets

Congratulations

A gooner is born! Congratulations to you and the missus.

Congrats mate

congratulations

well done ,good health to all.

Congrats Topgoon and to all the family too.

Congratulations and best wishes to you all.

Cheers everyone, already resigned to working like a dog till 70s.

Don't you mean 5 season tickets Barry.

Here's to disturbed sleep, projectile vomit and a million and one pooey nappies

Can't wait to teach her to hate the vermin, it's her birthright

Congratulations to you and your wife.

Congrats mate - the birth of your kids is the greatest thing in life, man. Raise her a Gooner.

topgoon....my father-out-law produced the first female babies in his family for three generations.

He said to me that any idiot can produce sons. But it takes a special man to produce daughters.

I would not disagree with him. My two children are both female.

Congratulations.

Congratulations mate!