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Liv Tyler may be a secret illegitimate of Hollywood. Her father is none apart from Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and, a lot of recently, a choose on American Idol.She did not even meet her father till she was eight, and also the news concerning her paternity did not go public till six years later.
another one Hugh Grant is that the proud parent of not one however 3 love youngsters.He contains a son and a female offspring by Tinglan Hong, who worked as a secretarial assistant in an exceedingly Chinese building in London, and another kid by Pakistani monetary unit Eberstein, a Swedish tv producer.

Cant we just have tits- forget the love child, theres enough at AFC, allegedly]

fook off

Lena Watson wrote:Liv Tyler may be a secret illegitimate of Hollywood. Her father is none apart from Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and, a lot of recently, a choose on American Idol.She did not even meet her father till she was eight, and also the news concerning her paternity did not go public till six years later.
another one Hugh Grant is that the proud parent of not one however 3 love youngsters.He contains a son and a female offspring by Tinglan Hong, who worked as a secretarial assistant in an exceedingly Chinese building in London, and another kid by Pakistani monetary unit Eberstein, a Swedish tv producer.

Thread of the year! Can we have lots more of these please? One problem though. it doesn't mention "Wenger out". Or tits.

Call me psychic stu if you like but I feel another banning in the near future.......

StuartL wrote:Call me psychic stu if you like but I feel another banning in the near future.......

You are now officially psychic!!!

Deleted this moron's other thread. I'll leave this one here if anyone wants to try and save the thread with tits....

Glad you told us all this Lena, we would have been wondering

Depending on your interpretation of the term, I would say Jimmy Saville would likely be the current record holder in this category.

Allegedly, Ghenghis Khan had hundreds of love children across Asia and the middle east....I like to keep up to date with this kind of gossip

Nos89 wrote:Allegedly, Ghenghis Khan had hundreds of love children across Asia and the middle east....I like to keep up to date with this kind of gossip

Read somewhere that a massive percentage of the populations DNA can be backtracked to one p e rain ( therefore believed to be Ghenghis Khan)

Lena got any nice aunties?

Lena Watson wrote:Liv Tyler may be a secret illegitimate of Hollywood. Her father is none apart from Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and, a lot of recently, a choose on American Idol.She did not even meet her father till she was eight, and also the news concerning her paternity did not go public till six years later.
another one Hugh Grant is that the proud parent of not one however 3 love youngsters.He contains a son and a female offspring by Tinglan Hong, who worked as a secretarial assistant in an exceedingly Chinese building in London, and another kid by Pakistani monetary unit Eberstein, a Swedish tv producer.

Inside him? He restrains them? I don't understand.....

Hugh Grant is a shitheel.

QuartzGooner wrote:

truth!