Modern Football Bol**cks

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
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Again, female commentators / pundits. Fuck me there is a weapon called Kirsty Edwards reporting from the Leicester game and she has a voice I can only describe as a high pitched screech. Fucking awful. :x :roll:

I just watched SlySports full 90 mins of yesterday's Arsenal game again here. I say "watched" because in reality you could not listen to it. I just muted the fucker because they had some female commentator on it with the exact voice of a pubescent twelve year old boy. :censored:

Why can't they fuck off and comment on their own fucking game? I'm sick of this pc tokenism. They bring NOTHING to the role in the real game.

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Jaysus..... Kirsty Edwards' voice could kill a Viagra driven erection at a hundred yards. :shock: Horrific sounding bastard. :roll: :blah: :blah: :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 3:01 pm
Again, female commentators / pundits. Fuck me there is a weapon called Kirsty Edwards reporting from the Leicester game and she has a voice I can only describe as a high pitched screech. Fucking awful. :x :roll:

I just watched SlySports full 90 mins of yesterday's Arsenal game again here. I say "watched" because in reality you could not listen to it. I just muted the fucker because they had some female commentator on it with the exact voice of a pubescent twelve year old boy. :censored:

Why can't they fuck off and comment on their own fucking game? I'm sick of this pc tokenism. They bring NOTHING to the role in the real game.

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Couldn't agree more mate


If they want female commentators & pundits fine, but let them cover all the WSL games NOT the Men's games

Also what makes it even worse is they Really DON'T know what the fuck they are gibbering on about... PLEASE! Just Fuck the Fuck-OFF.

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Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.

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Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:

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Just googled them. Sparks is a right munter, Edwards in a blurry photo is ok but on closer inspection not, the sort you would swipe left on then think f it undo and swipe right as a pissed up late night option.

Not sure if my left and rights are the correct way round there been a while simce i did that sort of thing!

Still should be no where near the mens game as commentators...tea ladies and laundrettes maybe...;)

wheres clummo to get worked up about some casual sexism?!

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:17 pm
Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:
In this day and age,what with so many options when watching a game,you’d think the choice of commentators would be doable,I’d rather watch a game in sign language over some of these women commentators…….that lezzer Chelsea boss is the worst for me,

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robbo10 wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:23 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:17 pm
Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:
In this day and age,what with so many options when watching a game,you’d think the choice of commentators would be doable,I’d rather watch a game in sign language over some of these women commentators…….that lezzer Chelsea boss is the worst for me,
Can't stand her. Wasn't she the dog that came out with "I could manage in the men's game" or some such fantasist shit? :roll: Yeah Fat Princess, you've managed at boys under 14 level, of course you could manage in the men's game..... :lol: :fryingpan:

fucking obese blond chimpanzee. :censored:

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robbo10 wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:23 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:17 pm
Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:
In this day and age,what with so many options when watching a game,you’d think the choice of commentators would be doable,I’d rather watch a game in sign language over some of these women commentators…….that lezzer Chelsea boss is the worst for me,



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Fat Blatter and Porky Platini to go on Trial for Corruption :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:


Pair o CUNTING money Whores!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61086784

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:06 pm
robbo10 wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:23 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:17 pm
Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:
In this day and age,what with so many options when watching a game,you’d think the choice of commentators would be doable,I’d rather watch a game in sign language over some of these women commentators…….that lezzer Chelsea boss is the worst for me,



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I’d always wondered what “fuck me that Granit Xhaka is a fucking useless c unt” is in sign,cheers mate :barscarf: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 8:29 pm
robbo10 wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:23 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 5:17 pm
Red Snapper wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 4:19 pm
Bloody right. There's one called Vikki Sparks that I have to mute the TV when she's on. It's like having your ears massaged with gravel and, when she gets excited, her voice reaches a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
:lol:

As bad as Vikki Sparks is (and she is bad) you have got to hear Kirsty Edwards to believe it. I honestly thought it was a spoof or something when I first heard her screeching. Her voice kills dogs. :shock:
In this day and age,what with so many options when watching a game,you’d think the choice of commentators would be doable,I’d rather watch a game in sign language over some of these women commentators…….that lezzer Chelsea boss is the worst for me,
Can't stand her. Wasn't she the dog that came out with "I could manage in the men's game" or some such fantasist shit? :roll: Yeah Fat Princess, you've managed at boys under 14 level, of course you could manage in the men's game..... :lol: :fryingpan:

fucking obese blond chimpanzee. :censored:
That’s her,can you imagine her in a dressing room of modern players,they’d have zero respect for her,imagine her trying to tell Ronaldo or Zlatan what to do……

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Yeah! For a start Ronaldo the Shemale would smash her phone I bet! :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:57 pm
Yeah! For a start Ronaldo the Shemale would smash her phone I bet! :D
:lol:

The coward only does that to kids. :roll: :censored:

Smash phones, I mean. Let's not start a rumour! :shock:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 7:09 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:57 pm
Yeah! For a start Ronaldo the Shemale would smash her phone I bet! :D
:lol:

The coward only does that to kids. :roll: :censored:

Smash phones, I mean. Let's not start a rumour! :shock:

:lol: :wink:

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