Modern Football Bol**cks

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Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:54 pm
Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

Seems like they have stolen our history..

Quote direct from BBC site....In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women. also changed society apparently....

If they lie about sports events, must wonder about world news reporting :rubchin:

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Redarmy wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:15 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:54 pm
Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

Seems like they have stolen our history..

Quote direct from BBC site....In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women. also changed society apparently....

If they lie about sports events, must wonder about world news reporting :rubchin:
I remember that American bird getting her top off in 1999 at the bird's world cup where they beat the might of China or some such shit lot. Nobody actually outside of a few people gave a fuck, it lasted about a day and the silly old dear got a load of rightful stick for commercialising the moment by taking her top off and showing a Nike logo instead. It's not iconic, it's a fucking bookable offence if a bloke does it for the exact reasons that it can be used to exploit pirate advertising or offensive messaging. Birds want the same rules, get booked, get fined the same amount as a man for doing the same thing. Rules are rules and all that. Didn't good old Nicklas Bendtner get fined a huge amount for showing his underwear with a logo on after scoring during a European Championship match? They want to be treated the same, don't they?

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:23 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:15 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:54 pm
Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

Seems like they have stolen our history..

Quote direct from BBC site....In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women. also changed society apparently....

If they lie about sports events, must wonder about world news reporting :rubchin:
I remember that American bird getting her top off in 1999 at the bird's world cup where they beat the might of China or some such shit lot. Nobody actually outside of a few people gave a fuck, it lasted about a day and the silly old dear got a load of rightful stick for commercialising the moment by taking her top off and showing a Nike logo instead. It's not iconic, it's a fucking bookable offence if a bloke does it for the exact reasons that it can be used to exploit pirate advertising or offensive messaging. Birds want the same rules, get booked, get fined the same amount as a man for doing the same thing. Rules are rules and all that. Didn't good old Nicklas Bendtner get fined a huge amount for showing his underwear with a logo on after scoring during a European Championship match? They want to be treated the same, don't they?
She did get booked

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Do they get a red card if the bra comes off too?

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gooner265 wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:24 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:23 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:15 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:54 pm
Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

Seems like they have stolen our history..

Quote direct from BBC site....In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women. also changed society apparently....

If they lie about sports events, must wonder about world news reporting :rubchin:
I remember that American bird getting her top off in 1999 at the bird's world cup where they beat the might of China or some such shit lot. Nobody actually outside of a few people gave a fuck, it lasted about a day and the silly old dear got a load of rightful stick for commercialising the moment by taking her top off and showing a Nike logo instead. It's not iconic, it's a fucking bookable offence if a bloke does it for the exact reasons that it can be used to exploit pirate advertising or offensive messaging. Birds want the same rules, get booked, get fined the same amount as a man for doing the same thing. Rules are rules and all that. Didn't good old Nicklas Bendtner get fined a huge amount for showing his underwear with a logo on after scoring during a European Championship match? They want to be treated the same, don't they?
She did get booked
Good to know . Rules are rules. Any news on the fine for showing a sponsor's logo on underwear? Not being petty, it's just that women's football want the same money as men after all so should probably want to be held to the same financial punishments as men.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:10 am
mcdowell42 wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:07 am
goonersid wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:53 am
I was in my local for bite to eat with the missus, they had the game on the big screens, there was a deftly silence when the second goal went in, then raucous cheering when she took her top off, just about summed up the absurdity of it for me.
Does the missus normally take her top of in a restaurant :lol:
:D :D. What's the name of this pub? Must pop in one afternoon.
:lol: I think she got caught ip in the moment 8)

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:44 pm
Do they get a red card if the bra comes off too?
Nope but Rodderz, being the dirty little dog he is, did get out his "little red lipstick" and drag it across the carpet a couple times. :shock:

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:44 pm
Do they get a red card if the bra comes off too?

No, and any outstanding cards get rescinded and they're given player of the match. :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Aug 02, 2022 3:49 pm
Gunner Rob wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:44 pm
Do they get a red card if the bra comes off too?

No, and any outstanding cards get rescinded and they're given player of the match. :D
As long as it's for breast feeding, then it's not a cardable offence!
I'm 57 but still love a feed !
So I could be on standby, especially if there was an impending ban. :lol:

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https://www.football365.com/news/tyler- ... pool-mayor

Its not that i feel sorry for tyler who is lets face is a knut of the highest order, but not only can you not directly say that the dippers are somewhat responsible for their part in stadium disasters...now you cant even suggest any wrongdoing whatsoever on the part of those cheeky murdering scallywags. They really do have the "victim" market well and truly cornered.

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xgtdec wrote:
Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:59 am
https://www.football365.com/news/tyler- ... pool-mayor

Its not that i feel sorry for tyler who is lets face is a knut of the highest order, but not only can you not directly say that the dippers are somewhat responsible for their part in stadium disasters...now you cant even suggest any wrongdoing whatsoever on the part of those cheeky murdering scallywags. They really do have the "victim" market well and truly cornered.
And still not a word about Heysel.

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Come on now lads. No victim fans have ever turned up late, ticketless, pissed, and stormed the turnstiles, and mugged their own supporters ever at any game ever. Honestly to hear you go on, you'd think they had done this at every single final they've been to in the last 40 years! Next you'll be telling lies like they murdered 39 innocent Italian fans or something! I'm shocked. :shock:






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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:04 pm
Come on now lads. No victim fans have ever turned up late, ticketless, pissed, and stormed the turnstiles, and mugged their own supporters ever at any game ever. Honestly to hear you go on, you'd think they had done this at every single final they've been to in the last 40 years! Next you'll be telling lies like they murdered 39 innocent Italian fans or something! I'm shocked. :shock:






:suicide:
Quite right, DB. If any of that WERE true, particularly at a European level, you’d think that teams from a particularly country would be banned from Europe for such behaviour, for a period of time….

Just ask Stevie Wonder, he saw it all,

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gooner265 wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:24 pm
Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:23 pm
Redarmy wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 5:15 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:54 pm
Oh dear. SlySports wánking themselves into a jizzfest coma with "it's finally come home! The end of 56 years of hurt!! The first England trophy since 1966! Let's go over to Trafalgar Square where THOUSANDS are celebrating with the team!!"

Um, no. Its not "thousands". It's about 1500 to maybe 1800 at a generous push ffs. So basically all the players' friends and families and a few freeloading FA officials. :oops: :lol:

Also, I find it really offensive to equate this shit with the 1966 world cup and I'm not even English!! :lol:

Do any of you English lads feel that this "trophy" has sated your hunger for an international trophy? :rubchin:

No? Didn't think so. :wink:

Seems like they have stolen our history..

Quote direct from BBC site....In revealing a sports bra by taking her shirt off and swinging it around her head in delight, the Manchester City winger created a moment which has united and empowered women. also changed society apparently....

If they lie about sports events, must wonder about world news reporting :rubchin:
I remember that American bird getting her top off in 1999 at the bird's world cup where they beat the might of China or some such shit lot. Nobody actually outside of a few people gave a fuck, it lasted about a day and the silly old dear got a load of rightful stick for commercialising the moment by taking her top off and showing a Nike logo instead. It's not iconic, it's a fucking bookable offence if a bloke does it for the exact reasons that it can be used to exploit pirate advertising or offensive messaging. Birds want the same rules, get booked, get fined the same amount as a man for doing the same thing. Rules are rules and all that. Didn't good old Nicklas Bendtner get fined a huge amount for showing his underwear with a logo on after scoring during a European Championship match? They want to be treated the same, don't they?
She did get booked
As a stripper for a stag weekend?

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