Modern Football Bol**cks

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Pikey Keane, the lifelong Coventry/Celtic/Liverpool/Leeds fan, is part of Allthepies coaching staff!

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 4:17 pm
Pikey Keane, the lifelong Coventry/Celtic/Liverpool/Leeds fan, is part of Allthepies coaching staff!

:coffeespit:
Sammy Lee can’t be Assistant because he’s on Jury Service. :lol:

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65473908

Allardyce reckons he is as good as any Manager in world football. :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 6:29 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 4:17 pm
Pikey Keane, the lifelong Coventry/Celtic/Liverpool/Leeds fan, is part of Allthepies coaching staff!

:coffeespit:
Sammy Lee can’t be Assistant because he’s on Jury Service. :lol:
No! He's The One On Trial! :D

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Anyone else see the similarities?

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 7:32 pm
Anyone else see the similarities?

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Uncanny :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 6:56 pm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65473908

Allardyce reckons he is as good as any Manager in world football. :lol:
:coffeespit:

I was gobsmacked watching him say that - and not a hint of jest or banter from the old toad. The useless old duffer genuinely believes it! :shock: :oops:

I swear I was seeing his lips move, I was hearing the words, but it was like an out of body experience. I kept hearing this sound "neeeeeeeeeeeeee" in the background. :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed May 03, 2023 7:32 pm
Anyone else see the similarities?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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The good thing about his appointment; if there can be such a thing, is that his (cough! cough!) 'approach' to coaching Dirrrrty Leeds will be for them to be even more Dirty than they were under Revie the Pedo, if that is imaginable and maim the opposition players every single tackle till the ref becomes so numb to what they're doing that he swallows his whistle and goes into a trance and so does Sweet Fuckin' Nada! as at least 8 of the $hitty players get hospitalised and the latter have their imposed Blip!..

I can imagine it now Pep doing his usual impersonation of Spit The Dog whilst Totally Losing it as the Over-sized Chucky is taken off via a Wheel Barrow in a coma headed for the same ambulance that Grealish is in crying like a Beeatch having had his Alice Hair Band ripped off his noncey bonce whilst his ACL in his right leg hangs like a used Johnny around his shin bone!

And there stands the Grinning Fat Slug smelling of Greasy Breakfasts at an all night Thames river 4 wheel dodgy diner at 2 am on a Saturday night...wiping the saliva from his chin...

:D

Aaaah ! Sighhh Cue "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This" : by The Eurythmics !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg


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Micah fucking thick as shit Richards. :roll:

The thickest cliché spitting moron pundit in the world that isn't called "Clintaaahhnn braap braap init bruv Morrison". :roll: :censored:

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International football from 14th June - 20th June. And then restarting mid-July against MLS all stars. A month off for international players. Surely the summer internationals could have been passed over this year given the World Cup took place in November/December.

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Money talks and the F.A will not pass up their gravy train even if it means player burn out .

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Too fucking right - The Blazer wearing wankers want their slice of the pie / gravy train!

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Brilliantly SlySports news showed two lezzers - oops sorry how terribly un pc of me - two wimmin fooblers getting some kind of award or title or some silly old shit from the inbred family hiding a pedo in Buckingham Palace, and they put up the one name caption for both players! Pretend as much as you like snowflakes but fucking nobody gives a fuck about their pathetic under 10s style "football"! :lol: :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 10:50 pm
Brilliantly SlySports news showed two lezzers - oops sorry how terribly un pc of me - two wimmin fooblers getting some kind of award or title or some silly old shit from the inbred family hiding a pedo in Buckingham Palace, and they put up the one name caption for both players! Pretend as much as you like snowflakes but fucking nobody gives a fuck about their pathetic under 10s style "football"! :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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