It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
My breath would smell like Tuna for week but I don't mind.
Could be worse. Imagine going down on Jordan or Kerry Katona..... your breath would smell like gone off milk, garbage bins, piss, shit, vomit, and soiled nappies.