The Gooner Forum

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:50 am

Helen Mirren

Dude some of those photos are twenty and thirty years old.

Used to be well fit but after all the plastic surgery she looks like a deformed robot now.

No worries mate, there is nor ever was any chance of me shagging her! - Huh! If only you'd lent me your Van with the blacked out windows and the gaffe tape & manacles in the back I might have stood a chance


Those old piccies are still 'interesting' to study!

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:02 am

No worries mate, there is nor ever was any chance of me shagging her! - Huh! If only you'd lent me your Van with the blacked out windows and the gaffe tape & manacles in the back I might have stood a chance


Those old piccies are still 'interesting' to study!

Sadly I had to retire the van after Spuddy got caught with that transgender Bulgarian Wrestling team chained up in the back of it.

How the fuck Spuddy at 4'9" managed to wrestle five 6'3" thirty-stone trannies into the back of it in the first place still astonishes me.

Oh, Rohypnol. Of course!

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:45 am

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 29, 2022 11:02 am

No worries mate, there is nor ever was any chance of me shagging her! - Huh! If only you'd lent me your Van with the blacked out windows and the gaffe tape & manacles in the back I might have stood a chance


Those old piccies are still 'interesting' to study!

Sadly I had to retire the van after Spuddy got caught with that transgender Bulgarian Wrestling team chained up in the back of it.

How the fuck Spuddy at 4'9" managed to wrestle five 6'3" thirty-stone trannies into the back of it in the first place still astonishes me.

Oh, Rohypnol. Of course!

Well that's no surprise, Spuddy's nick-name is Ronnie Rohypnol!

Back to the matter in hand

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 21, 2022 8:30 pm

There's a Full Frontal shot (as in picture) from this session, but DB said it isn't allowed on here....


BUT!!!!

He DID ask me to PM the photo to him!

Hmmm! I wonder why???

Please pm it to me too

Done.

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Yes Bard can I have it too please .

Augie asked for it , those little red cheeks will be glowing

We so need to all have a meet up in London one day

We usually wait till September/ October time before we go down the ole Tight Sweater route, but hey! I'm game!