ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

[mcdowell42]

Jesus officially now an Arsenal player

[Gunner Rob]

So who have we officially signed this summer?
Sorry but I watch other sports in summer - if I followed transfer news I think I would be on suicide watch, given the way things usually go

Matt Turner
Fabio Viera
Maquinos

Hardly going to turn us into title contenders..

For some reason the club is dragging out Jesus announcement, good signing but people forget we lost Auba and Laca from last summer, OK they were pretty shite at the end but still better than nothing, I don't see Jesus and Eddie as big upgrade from there.

Loads more work to do before this can be called a good window, we need cover for glass ankles Tierney and Partey for starters, no more sob stories about injuries costing us ffs!.

Thanks for the update - must admit that I have not heard of any of them
nevertheless we all must trust the process!

I see that we have also now signed the Man City squad player -decent buy.
Not looking good that we will actually sign a top player though.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Personally I think Arsenal have missed a trick...... If we had announced the Jesus deal a week ago, we could have announced it again today..... The second coming of Jesus on the Sabbath! Millions of new fans worldwide, think of the commercial opportunities ....
Glass of holy water in the ground - £5
Match day programs replaced by a Match day scroll - £10
New range of erectile dysfunction pills - Res-Erection..... You too can experience the second coming - £50 a box
Special 'Last Supper' deals in the Diamond Club
The list goes on!!

Some of our more religious punters might be Cross at reading that.

That's nailed on

[xgtdec]

Now there is the face of a man whose pondering what the fook he's just done.....caption "i already miss Man City this much"

And Kudos to the photographer for getting him to do a crucifix position on day one!

[TeeCee]

I knoiw a lot of guys on here don't really like him, but I think he'll do really well for us......if Legohead plays him as a striker and not a winger!!

[shu]

I think he will do really well and obviously wish him all the best.

There are people on here that our never happy , so put your tin hat on as they will be on here soon enough !!!

[Andrew]

Has he signed as a goalkeeper?

Because "Jesus Saves".





I've already got me coat...

[Nos89]

Now he's finally been announced, it feels like a good signing for the club. Manager knows the player very well, half the squad know the player and he's a good Premier League player. At 25 years old, his best days are ahead of him. Feels like an Alan Smith signing, for those old enough to remember when we signed him.

[Nos89]

Has he signed as a goalkeeper?

Because "Jesus Saves".





I've already got me coat...

Close the door behind you. Thanks for coming, we'll be in touch.

[A11M11]

Because "Jesus Saves"

The old Scouse poster quip.

"Jesus Saves" but St John nets the rebound.


Feels like an Alan Smith signing,

Could do a lot worse.

[gooner265]

|| Arsenal have reportedly tabled a €55m (£47m) bid, for Lazio Midfielder, Sergej Milinković-Savić [Via - @IlMessaggeroIT].

[Gunner Rob]

I think he will do really well and obviously wish him all the best.

There are people on here that our never happy , so put your tin hat on as they will be on here soon enough !!!

Yes I agree - decent signing.
However I don’t understand why the club are hyping him up as the second coming

[Retro Gunner]

I think he will do really well and obviously wish him all the best.

There are people on here that our never happy , so put your tin hat on as they will be on here soon enough !!!

Listen Shu, we know who you mean and frankly I take that rather personally!

DB isn't very happy about your comment either.

However, Augie is wearing it like a badge of honour!!




Ps. Jesus ain't the answer...........

[Nos89]

I think he will do really well and obviously wish him all the best.

There are people on here that our never happy , so put your tin hat on as they will be on here soon enough !!!

Yes I agree - decent signing.
However I don’t understand why the club are hyping him up as the second coming

Does this mean that we have been 126 years BC until today?
I thought the club was created in 1996 and the arrival of Wenger?
Is Wenger old testament? And this is now year 1 of the new Arsenal testament?
So, many questions, so few answers. I'm gonna seek guidance from the Arsenal oracle Piers Morgan.
We've also moved on from Emmanuel's to Gabriel 's, all very biblical

[DB10GOONER]

Personally I think Arsenal have missed a trick...... If we had announced the Jesus deal a week ago, we could have announced it again today..... The second coming of Jesus on the Sabbath! Millions of new fans worldwide, think of the commercial opportunities ....
Glass of holy water in the ground - £5
Match day programs replaced by a Match day scroll - £10
New range of erectile dysfunction pills - Res-Erection..... You too can experience the second coming - £50 a box
Special 'Last Supper' deals in the Diamond Club
The list goes on!!

Some of our more religious punters might be Cross at reading that.

That's nailed on

With those jokes you'd be crucified in the comedy clubs!