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He should make a documentary about the 2 years he pretended to be sick and just sat at home trousering 300 grand a week playing Fortnite all day the bug eyed piece of fucking SHIT :twisted:

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:36 pm
He should make a documentary about the 2 years he pretended to be sick and just sat at home trousering 300 grand a week playing Fortnite all day the bug eyed piece of fucking SHIT :twisted:
:lol:

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:36 pm
He should make a documentary about the 2 years he pretended to be sick and just sat at home trousering 300 grand a week playing Fortnite all day the bug eyed piece of fucking SHIT :twisted:
I don’t think Fenerbache have seen much of him either…. only 12 appearances and 1 goal since we paid him to fuck off :oops:

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I hope they call it “Bug-Eyed Bottle-Job”. Starring Elijah Wood in the title role, Kelsey Grammar as Wenger, Tom Selleck as Kroenke and Stanley Tucci as Gazidis.

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A documentary about his last couple of years at Arsenal will probably only need to last about five minutes. I imagine it goes along the lines of. "Under Wenger, I was allowed to do whatever I wanted, go on holiday, play computer games all day, pretend to be injured, wander about the pitch for 90 minutes and still get paid a load of money. Then Wenger was sacked and the new manager made me come to work and do something. I didn't really like it so tried to go on holiday but he said no and made me do some training and then said I couldn't play because I didn't really give a shit. Then, I played a bit, then a new manager came in and I got sold. Also, I have lots of money."

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:36 am
I hope they call it “Bug-Eyed Bottle-Job”. Starring Elijah Wood in the title role, Kelsey Grammar as Wenger, Tom Selleck as Kroenke and Stanley Tucci as Gazidis.


Fuck that's a Very decent Call mate! :high5: Fair do's. :barscarf:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:36 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:36 am
I hope they call it “Bug-Eyed Bottle-Job”. Starring Elijah Wood in the title role, Kelsey Grammar as Wenger, Tom Selleck as Kroenke and Stanley Tucci as Gazidis.


Fuck that's a Very decent Call mate! :high5: Fair do's. :barscarf:
With Tom Hardy as Kolasinac when they recreate the attempted robbery scene which forced him to miss another 30 games :lol:

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robbo10 wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:17 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:36 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:36 am
I hope they call it “Bug-Eyed Bottle-Job”. Starring Elijah Wood in the title role, Kelsey Grammar as Wenger, Tom Selleck as Kroenke and Stanley Tucci as Gazidis.


Fuck that's a Very decent Call mate! :high5: Fair do's. :barscarf:
With Tom Hardy as Kolasinac when they recreate the attempted robbery scene which forced him to miss another 30 games :lol:
:lol:

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So, he's fallen out of favour at Fernabache. Such a talented player that's done fuck all since 2015/16 season. Not all down to the manager's he's "worked" with in the last 6 season's.

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Just been excluded from Fernebache squad, for unspecified reason or time.
Little parasite c u n t!

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goonersid wrote:
Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:55 pm
Just been excluded from Fernebache squad, for unspecified reason or time.
Little parasite c u n t!
Doesn't surprise me, I bet the Turkish fans won't be so apathetic as the Arsenal fans were towards this twat.

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Serves him right the no good, cock-sucker!

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:36 pm
He should make a documentary about the 2 years he pretended to be sick and just sat at home trousering 300 grand a week playing Fortnite all day the bug eyed piece of fucking SHIT :twisted:
But wouldn't he need a Spine to do that Rodders?

Oh! Hang on - Wasn't that one of his (cough! cough!) "Ailments" a Bad Back? Lying lazy Ceeeeeunt. Mind you I can see how picking up that much Wedge every week for doing absolutely fuck-all could cause the odd strain.

I did hear he got Carpel Tunnel just signing his new contract. :?

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Funny how when Ozil gets ditched he's ex-Arsenal but when he plays well he's German World cup winner, or performing to his Real Madrid level.

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See those gimps at AFTV are now suck-holing around Ozil's agent helping him to promote a book or something, just to try and get viewers in the internationLulls :banghead:

What a Buch of money grabbing whores that's AFTV - we already know oil & co are.They seem to have conveniently forgotten how the lazy cun.t pocketed £350k a week for god knows how long for doing Nothing!

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