As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
DB I've heard from a 'reliable' source that your first experience with a British girl, was similar to that in Lola by the Kinks
Ooh ooh, so many things I could respond with there - all involving your female relatives - but I'll try and be nice and just say if you are under 30 there's every chance I'm your father. And by "you" I mean all of you, the British race.
I agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
I'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off really
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
I agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
I'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off really
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
3. Monkey Tennis?
Stop......I've listened to your ideas, and I haven't liked any of them
How much would I like an interviewer to stick the mic in Arteta's face and say "smell my cheese you mother"
I agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
Hey it's not our fault we speak your language better than you do. Or that we fuck your women better than you do. We just do.
I'd like to come over there and level things up with all those lovely Oirish ladies, but I'm afraid the £50 on a flight is still what puts me off really
Three things.
1. Superb Partridge quoting.
2. Don't try "level things up" outside Dublin. All the women are married to their very possessive brothers outside Dublin.
3. Monkey Tennis?
Stop......I've listened to your ideas, and I haven't liked any of them
How much would I like an interviewer to stick the mic in Arteta's face and say "smell my cheese you mother"
I agree about trying to speak the language when you go to a foreign country, the Irish have been trying it when they come here for years, failing miserably but at least they try
For all the shite talk that we have had to listen to from the media and the victim fans over the past few years, the reality is that this "best team in the world" has won ONE premier league and ONE champions league title in SEVEN years under big teeth klopp - yes they have won secondary cups like the fa cup and league cup, but those are not how the big clubs are judged, but to listen to the meeja w*nk themselves silly over these c.unts in the last few years you would think that they have dominated football
And let's not forget they changed the rules for that solitary league title he won.
I've said it from day one. Football Bono is not a world class manager - I know that will upset fanboy goonersid but sid can go fuck himself .
Trampy Shipman bottled 6 finals. Domestically he's won one PL trophy and one FA cup in 7 years. Compare that to Wenger who won 3 PL and 3 FA Cups including two Doubles and an unbeaten league title in his first 7 full seasons. Compare it to any top manager, it does not add up that Herr Stupid Teeth is a world class manager.
Plus he's a complete cock.
Bastard!!
I hate the c u n t but, they keep getting closer and closer to having a history changing season, only 5 mins of madness denied them the plge and an outstanding goalkeeping performance, the clge!
I don't think he is an outstanding manager, but he is doing something right!
I hate those c u n t s more than sperz.
I saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
I saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
Not sure of this but I read we include 7 or 9 cup games in the price which no other PL club apparently does,so thts why our prices are higher.So I'm presuming if they weren't including cup games our prices would be lower
I saw an article today where we were behind Spuds again, we now have only the second highest ticket prices in the PL, how the fuck do they expect the swamp dwelling knuckle draggers to afford those prices.......
8th, 8th and 5th and they still have the cheek to charge exorbitant prices, going up again because we are in the Intertoto cup of Europe
Aaaah! Yes, but when the swamp dwellers built their new toilet they didn't have to include a Trophy Cabinet in the cost!
Attitude towards English in Paris has totally changed. I was there earlier this year and as soon as I spoke English attitude changed and were totally rude to me and my partner. That was in travel information bureau.
So absolutely no bias in your post then.
I feel if you're in another country you should at least make an effort to speak their language.
My French isn't great and they usually respond in English, but at least I make the effort.
I speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
Attitude towards English in Paris has totally changed. I was there earlier this year and as soon as I spoke English attitude changed and were totally rude to me and my partner. That was in travel information bureau.
So absolutely no bias in your post then.
I feel if you're in another country you should at least make an effort to speak their language.
My French isn't great and they usually respond in English, but at least I make the effort.
I speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
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Sacre bleu
Or, What da fuck, in English
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Attitude towards English in Paris has totally changed. I was there earlier this year and as soon as I spoke English attitude changed and were totally rude to me and my partner. That was in travel information bureau.
So absolutely no bias in your post then.
I feel if you're in another country you should at least make an effort to speak their language.
My French isn't great and they usually respond in English, but at least I make the effort.
I speak French, was speaking French, spoke English with my partner attitude changed. At least I made the effort to learn the language
