Adidas New Kit Sponsor (NSFW)

[mcdowell42]

3rd kit is alot nicer than the 2nd kit,

[OneBardGooner]

This is the (New / 2023/24) Third Kit Apparently:

[mcdowell42]

Nice top alright

[Kingralph]

I’ve been reading that, apparently, the new away top its going to become this generations bruised banana shirt. I think not!

[DB10GOONER]

I’m going to spunk my fucking undies

Was it Lia Walti’s glistening thigh that did it for you ?

It was the fact that Xhaka isn’t modelling it

It's the sign man. It's really gonna happen. We are finally getting rid of the walking fuckhead Lobotomy Clive!

I predicted Wenger leaving and was right. Now I've predicted us flushing the ubershitebag Lobotomy Clive.

Am I god?

[DB10GOONER]

That away kit is fucking minge.

And I'm not talking Mila Kunus sweet perfumed tastes of loveliness and all things nice tight little pussy of yuminess type minge.

No, I'm talking Kerry Katona's big old smelly hairy unkempt smells of piss burst couch that her last 8 kids only stayed to term by using mountaineering gear attached to her innards in a desperate effort to not freefall out of that thing and bungee jump back up inside it growler of death type minge.

[OneBardGooner]

That away kit is fucking minge.

And I'm not talking Mila Kunus sweet perfumed tastes of loveliness and all things nice tight little pussy of yuminess type minge.

No, I'm talking Kerry Katona's big old smelly hairy unkempt smells of piss burst couch that her last 8 kids only stayed to term by using mountaineering gear attached to her innards in a desperate effort to not freefall out of that thing and bungee jump back up inside it growler of death type minge.

This is the Atrocity that will be the Away Shirt for the coming season....


I mean What The Absolute Fuck..... I have yet to see/hear a Positive Comment about it... At least they didn't release details & Pics till Declan Rice had signed... Probably a good thing as it may have affected his decision.


It is a Fucking NIGHTMARE!






I recall when we were all Very happy that the club had renewed its deal with Adidas ... Little did we know Stevie Wonder had secured a job in their design department and was taking copious amounts of LSD.

[John F]

That away kit is fucking minge.

And I'm not talking Mila Kunus sweet perfumed tastes of loveliness and all things nice tight little pussy of yuminess type minge.

No, I'm talking Kerry Katona's big old smelly hairy unkempt smells of piss burst couch that her last 8 kids only stayed to term by using mountaineering gear attached to her innards in a desperate effort to not freefall out of that thing and bungee jump back up inside it growler of death type minge.

This is the Atrocity that will be the Away Shirt for the coming season....


I mean What The Absolute Fuck..... I have yet to see/hear a Positive Comment about it... At least they didn't release details & Pics till Declan Rice had signed... Probably a good thing as it may have affected his decision.


It is a Fucking NIGHTMARE!






I recall when we were all Very happy that the club had renewed its deal with Adidas ... Little did we know Stevie Wonder had secured a job in their design department and was taking copious amounts of LSD.

It is a tribute to Clive as he wore a similar top for pointing at empty bays in the Emirates car park.

[Midz]

It looks like a soiled hi-viz jacket.

[OneBardGooner]

That away kit is fucking minge.

And I'm not talking Mila Kunus sweet perfumed tastes of loveliness and all things nice tight little pussy of yuminess type minge.

No, I'm talking Kerry Katona's big old smelly hairy unkempt smells of piss burst couch that her last 8 kids only stayed to term by using mountaineering gear attached to her innards in a desperate effort to not freefall out of that thing and bungee jump back up inside it growler of death type minge.

This is the Atrocity that will be the Away Shirt for the coming season....


I mean What The Absolute Fuck..... I have yet to see/hear a Positive Comment about it... At least they didn't release details & Pics till Declan Rice had signed... Probably a good thing as it may have affected his decision.


It is a Fucking NIGHTMARE!






I recall when we were all Very happy that the club had renewed its deal with Adidas ... Little did we know Stevie Wonder had secured a job in their design department and was taking copious amounts of LSD.

It is a tribute to Clive as he wore a similar top for pointing at empty bays in the Emirates car park.

Could well be the Black Tyre Track Marks are where some team mates tried to run the cun.t over.

[Ernie71]

Remember when Adidas used to make great kits?

[DB10GOONER]

Remember when Adidas used to make great kits?

Two of my favourites right there.

[OneBardGooner]

Yeah! Clean Lines, Solid Colours, Simple Yet Majestic.

None of this Day-Glo - Ooooh! Look It Glows in the Fuggin Dark shyte and none of those twisty - Look we've found a Box Of Crayons in the design room Puke inducing Bollocks...


I mean What the Actual Fuck were Adidas thinking??? And then some Utter Retard Clown in The Arsenal Set-Up Actually agreeing it was "Acceptable".

FuckinCUNTBags

[rodders999]

Where the christ is the green jersey…..have we launched a kit after the season has started before? Seems kinda daft.

[rodders999]

They fucking launched it an hour later