1000 Friend Facebook Challenge
1000 Friend Facebook Challenge
Ok people, I have a huge (and slighly mad!) favour to ask, I recently met a woman who I fell for but I made a series of stupid mistakes and now she's not talking to me, she uses Facebook a lot and has loads of 'friends', yes I know virtual friends count for very little!, but I have this mad idea of somehow getting 1000 'friends' very quickly, it would certainly get me noticed I figure, ideally I want lots of attractive women but if I do that then it's going to look suspect, so a balance would be good!.
So all I am asking is for any of you willing, just friend request me on Fakebook (https://www.facebook.com/dansump14) and help me in my quest, not going to bother you at all other than that, would be good to have some fellow gooners on there as well, I only started using Faceache much in the last month so I have a hell of a way to go but you guys could help, it would be much appreciated!.
Next I'm going out in to town asking randoms lol, I think I've lost the plot but I don't give a f*ck...
So all I am asking is for any of you willing, just friend request me on Fakebook (https://www.facebook.com/dansump14) and help me in my quest, not going to bother you at all other than that, would be good to have some fellow gooners on there as well, I only started using Faceache much in the last month so I have a hell of a way to go but you guys could help, it would be much appreciated!.
Next I'm going out in to town asking randoms lol, I think I've lost the plot but I don't give a f*ck...
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Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge
sk-gtfo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:50 amOk people, I have a huge (and slighly mad!) favour to ask, I recently met a woman who I fell for but I made a series of stupid mistakes and now she's not talking to me, she uses Facebook a lot and has loads of 'friends', yes I know virtual friends count for very little!, but I have this mad idea of somehow getting 1000 'friends' very quickly, it would certainly get me noticed I figure, ideally I want lots of attractive women but if I do that then it's going to look suspect, so a balance would be good!.
So all I am asking is for any of you willing, just friend request me on Fakebook (https://www.facebook.com/dansump14) and help me in my quest, not going to bother you at all other than that, would be good to have some fellow gooners on there as well, I only started using Faceache much in the last month so I have a hell of a way to go but you guys could help, it would be much appreciated!.
Next I'm going out in to town asking randoms lol, I think I've lost the plot but I don't give a f*ck...
You sound desperate Dan, isn’t there any other ways to impress her ?
Like eating a cow pie or something ?
Re: 1000 Friend Facebook Challenge
haha yeah, not desperate just a bit mad.. can meet other women easy enough just not that interested in others (for now).
Also just seeing it as a challenge to get random people to become 'friends', who knows some of them might actually be quite cool.. some will tell me to get lost, don't really care.. lol
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Feck and I thought I was mad !
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No one wants to be my friend... lucky I'm not a millenial otherwise I'd be uploading pictures of me crying to instagram..
Happy new year you miserable c*nts.
Happy new year you miserable c*nts.
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Mad as a box of frogs. Are you Tony Adams?
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Also Dan that is quite the early 1980s TV actor hairstyle you got going there dude.
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Umm, err, umm. No. If you want to impress a bird, make up some story about having loads of money or a big cock or something . And this should go in the Last Person to Post Wins thread, which I'm on my way over to now.
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Must be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
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I was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?Leyton Gooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:20 amMust be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
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Snowflake generation mate. They are all fucking idiots. Especially the women.Leyton Gooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:20 amMust be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
No offence meant to sk-gtfo.
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I haveOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:30 pmI was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?Leyton Gooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:20 amMust be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge
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StuartL wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:17 pmI haveOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:30 pmI was thinking the same thing, also, if she has all these 100's of 'friends' are they all fuckingg her?Leyton Gooner wrote: ↑Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:20 amMust be my age but can't understand how getting loads of Facebook friends is meant to help you get your cock in this bird's vadge