The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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arrgee
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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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arrgee wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:20 pm
Pretty pi$$3d off with the reports of the game saying how much Xhakash!t was missed yesterday, especially how he controls the midfield. Like he did against Brentford, Chelsea and Man City before he got suspended :rubchin:
Last season’s numbers, but this season Arsenal have lost 3 with Xhakash!t starting and won 1. So a loss rate of 75%. He is getting worse (if that is possible given the low bar he has set)..

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-re ... n-2020-21/

Without Xhakash!t starting
Played: 16
Won: 10
Drawn: 2
Lost: 4

Goals for: 30
Goals per game: 1.88
Goals against: 17
Goals against per game: 1.06

Points per game: 2
Win rate: 62.5%
Loss rate: 25%

With Xhakash!t starting

Played: 40
Won: 18
Drawn: 11
Lost: 11

Goals for: 64
Goals per game: 1.6
Goals against: 34
Goals against per game: 0.85

Points per game: 1.63
Win rate: 45%
Loss rate: 27.5%

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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arrgee wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:36 pm
arrgee wrote:
Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:20 pm
Pretty pi$$3d off with the reports of the game saying how much Xhakash!t was missed yesterday, especially how he controls the midfield. Like he did against Brentford, Chelsea and Man City before he got suspended :rubchin:
Last season’s numbers, but this season Arsenal have lost 3 with Xhakash!t starting and won 1. So a loss rate of 75%. He is getting worse (if that is possible given the low bar he has set)..

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-re ... n-2020-21/

Without Xhakash!t starting
Played: 16
Won: 10
Drawn: 2
Lost: 4

Goals for: 30
Goals per game: 1.88
Goals against: 17
Goals against per game: 1.06

Points per game: 2
Win rate: 62.5%
Loss rate: 25%

With Xhakash!t starting

Played: 40
Won: 18
Drawn: 11
Lost: 11

Goals for: 64
Goals per game: 1.6
Goals against: 34
Goals against per game: 0.85

Points per game: 1.63
Win rate: 45%
Loss rate: 27.5%
Read somewhere " he had a phenomenal game against scum".....in truth he was poor and lucky not to be booked or sent off...3 terrible attempts at a tackle...which looked more like assault....hes total shit

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One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9

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gooner265 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:05 pm
One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9
“DB10 is seen in the latest episode giving Xhaka a bed-bath and feeding him grapes…..”

:lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:32 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:05 pm
One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9
“DB10 is seen in the latest episode giving Xhaka a bed-bath and feeding him grapes…..”

:lol:
:D :D

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gooner265 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:05 pm
One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9
:shock:

Why I oughta! :box: :box: :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:32 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:05 pm
One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9
“DB10 is seen in the latest episode giving Xhaka a bed-bath and feeding him grapes…..”

:lol:
:lol:

If the bed bath involved petrol and matches, and if by "grapes" you mean "infected hemorrhoids pulled from the arse of a dead wino", then yes I can see how that might happen.... :D :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:18 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:32 pm
gooner265 wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2021 4:05 pm
One for DB :lol:

Granit Xhaka has granted Amazon special access to documenting his recovery from injury for the upcoming ‘all or nothing series’ [@TheAthleticUK]. https://t.co/h5Q20pD7o9
“DB10 is seen in the latest episode giving Xhaka a bed-bath and feeding him grapes…..”

:lol:
:lol:

If the bed bath involved petrol and matches, and if by "grapes" you mean "infected hemorrhoids pulled from the arse of a dead wino", then yes I can see how that might happen.... :D :wink:
:D

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I have it on good authority he is still a *word censored* :rubchin: :barscarf:

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Well I think that results in tge coming months will indicate that we miss him :rubchin:

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https://www.arsenal.com/news/if-you-tel ... inking-two

"With Granit, I don't know, but I'm sure that if you tell him three [months], he will be thinking two. He will be trying to do extra work to try to minimise that time, that's for sure. We have to do it in the right way because it's a significant injury and we want to have him back properly when he can."- Captain Black

Hopefully he pushes himself that hard it ends up been 6 months or more. I am hoping he never comes back.

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arrgee wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:51 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/if-you-tel ... inking-two

"With Granit, I don't know, but I'm sure that if you tell him three [months], he will be thinking two. He will be trying to do extra work to try to minimise that time, that's for sure. We have to do it in the right way because it's a significant injury and we want to have him back properly when he can."- Captain Black

Hopefully he pushes himself that hard it ends up been 6 months or more. I am hoping he never comes back.
Pray for the leetle bit neegle! PRAY FOR THE LEETLE BIT NEEGLE!!

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:26 pm
arrgee wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:51 pm
https://www.arsenal.com/news/if-you-tel ... inking-two

"With Granit, I don't know, but I'm sure that if you tell him three [months], he will be thinking two. He will be trying to do extra work to try to minimise that time, that's for sure. We have to do it in the right way because it's a significant injury and we want to have him back properly when he can."- Captain Black

Hopefully he pushes himself that hard it ends up been 6 months or more. I am hoping he never comes back.
Pray for the leetle bit neegle! PRAY FOR THE LEETLE BIT NEEGLE!!
I bought tickets for Southampton and West Ham on the basis that Xhakash!t won’t be playing. Having only been to Norwich & Wimbledon home games when he was suspended, I don’t want Xhakash!t back before the end of the year. Seeing him makes me :cussing: :cussing: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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great little unbeaten run we are on at the moment - coincidence that Xhaka is currently out injured ? :rubchin:

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Gunner Rob wrote:
Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:40 pm
great little unbeaten run we are on at the moment - coincidence that Xhaka is currently out injured ? :rubchin:
Deffo no coincidence. Also notable we have looked sharper in midfield and make a lot less stupid unforced errors without him.

I've actually enjoyed watching these games without that lump of shit in the middle, giving away cheap fouls and possession, slowing our attacks to a standstill, and totally bullshitting his way around the pitch, pretending to be a leader by pointing a lot. :censored:

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