The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

[Kingralph]

No idea how to post photos on here, but I urge you to go and check the fanny bulge’s Wikipedia page, under the Arsenal section in ‘club career’.

I’ve provided an update to it for everyone on this forum. You’re welcome.

[OneBardGooner]

Have you seen this Utter Shyte!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1T74DbH30


Un-Friggin-believable.

[Retro Gunner]

297 appearances. 23 goals. 29 assists. Two FA Cups. And one inspirational story.​

Granit Xhaka: forever a part of the Arsenal family

Good work Mc. Those figures put the bloke's crapness into stark relief. one goal every 13 games and less than 4 goals per season in all competitions. Abysmal for a centre mid. Take out his nine goals last season...which greatly excites fivetothree...and it works out to a goal every 18 games for his first five seasons, which is less than three goals per season.

I could possibly be persuaded to tolerate that if he was a defensive rock protecting the back four, but he was such a hopeless liability defensively, that he was moved further forward to prevent him enabling chaos.

So, all in all, a central midfielder that couldn't defend and offered fuck all creatively. If I live to be 300, I'll never understand what value Wenger, Arteta and to a lesser extent, Emery, saw in the bloke.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Fuck I'm buzzing like an auld fridge here

So the highlight of your day is Xhaka leaving over Saliba signing a new 4+1 year contract?

Our fanbase these days.

You jumped on that soapbox a bit too quickly there nutty, my friend. We will, quite rightly, celebrate Saliba’s new contract (arguably the important business of the summer) once it’s officially confirmed by the club. It hasn’t been yet.

Until such a time, we shall destroy our livers in celebration of the fact that we are no longer burdened by the cancer that is Granit ‘Clive’ Xhaxa.

[Retro Gunner]

If he's gone, who's going to do all the finger pointing now?

Declan Rice. He's already very good at it.

[Retro Gunner]

I'm over the moon up here fucking delirious I've just had a gander at the Facebook page and dome of the comments would beggar belief Fuck me a very large proportion of our fanbase are mongs Embarrassing arsepieces

Fart pipes the lot of 'em Falky.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

I'm over the moon up here fucking delirious I've just had a gander at the Facebook page and dome of the comments would beggar belief Fuck me a very large proportion of our fanbase are mongs Embarrassing arsepieces

Fart pipes the lot of 'em Falky.

Guaranteed that almost all of them never saw us lift a title.

Honestly, this new breed of fan is fucking embarrassing.

[Retro Gunner]

No idea how to post photos on here, but I urge you to go and check the fanny bulge’s Wikipedia page, under the Arsenal section in ‘club career’.

I’ve provided an update to it for everyone on this forum. You’re welcome.

That's fucking brilliant Ralph. I wonder how long it will stay up there?

[Retro Gunner]

Fuck I'm buzzing like an auld fridge here

So the highlight of your day is Xhaka leaving over Saliba signing a new 4+1 year contract?

Our fanbase these days.

You're bang on. The number of cretins who are lamenting his moving is shocking.

An historic day Nutty. For the onlinegooner it's like VE Day.

[Retro Gunner]

Official, confirmed. Granit Xhaka leaves Arsenal and joins Bayer Leverkusen on permanent deal. #Bundesliga

€25m fee, five year contract.

Xabi Alonso, crucial factor to make it happen.

Good old Xabi.

I wonder how he'll feel when this clown causes him to lose his job?

[Kingralph]

No idea how to post photos on here, but I urge you to go and check the fanny bulge’s Wikipedia page, under the Arsenal section in ‘club career’.

I’ve provided an update to it for everyone on this forum. You’re welcome.

That's fucking brilliant Ralph. I wonder how long it will stay up there?

Glad you approve. Hopefully he sees it!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Fuck I'm buzzing like an auld fridge here

So the highlight of your day is Xhaka leaving over Saliba signing a new 4+1 year contract?

Our fanbase these days.

You're bang on. The number of cretins who are lamenting his moving is shocking.

An historic day Nutty. For the onlinegooner it's like VE Day.

Absolutely.

Except we had to watch HIM “fight on them on the pitches, fight when cruising to victory and or defeat. He would never control his temper!”

[Stuart L (2)]

Official, confirmed. Granit Xhaka leaves Arsenal and joins Bayer Leverkusen on permanent deal. #Bundesliga

€25m fee, five year contract.

Xabi Alonso, crucial factor to make it happen.

Good old Xabi.

I wonder how he'll feel when this clown causes him to lose his job?

We have, no doubt, won the transfer window

[robbo10]

So,what did I miss……

[DB10GOONER]

297 appearances. 23 goals. 29 assists. 12 red cards through stupidity. 189 passes to opposition players. 57 pointless stupid cowardly fouls that led to bookings. 12987 incidents of stupid unnecessary pointing. PL record for the player with most goals caused by his own personal mistakes. 3 race cards dropped on his own clubs fans. Two FA Cups that he had fuck all to do with winning. And one inspirational story of a retard fleecing a top club for millions and told that clubs fans to "fuck off" because he was too retarded to get off the pitch and help the team win. Then singlehandedly lost us the league by acting like a selfish childish cûnt at Anfield.

Granit Xhaka: forever a cùnt.

Fixed that for you.