The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Re: The Official (Clive) Xhakatard is a useless crunt thread

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:33 pm
🚨 Granit Xhaka is keen to extend his stay at Arsenal and talks have taken place over a new contract. Reports, @GraemeBailey.


You're welcome :lol:
DB will be thrilled. :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:13 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:33 pm
🚨 Granit Xhaka is keen to extend his stay at Arsenal and talks have taken place over a new contract. Reports, @GraemeBailey.


You're welcome :lol:
DB will be thrilled. :lol:

Ye ,he's a big fan apparently :lol:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:14 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:13 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:33 pm
🚨 Granit Xhaka is keen to extend his stay at Arsenal and talks have taken place over a new contract. Reports, @GraemeBailey.


You're welcome :lol:
DB will be thrilled. :lol:

Ye ,he's a big fan apparently :lol:
I heard he runs the Xhaka Fan Club Ireland branch. :lol:

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:21 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:14 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 6:13 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:33 pm
🚨 Granit Xhaka is keen to extend his stay at Arsenal and talks have taken place over a new contract. Reports, @GraemeBailey.


You're welcome :lol:
DB will be thrilled. :lol:

Ye ,he's a big fan apparently :lol:
I heard he runs the Xhaka Fan Club Ireland branch. :lol:
Strangely you spell "cùnt" as "fan". Odd that. :rubchin:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:34 am
falkirk goon wrote:
Tue Feb 21, 2023 11:26 am
I just seen a clip from our end on Saturday of Jorginhos goal to make it 3-2(looked fucking class btw) all of the players over celebrating and the fucking Basel Bulge appears :oops: he was subbed ffs :rubchin: so he'd ran right across the park the fucking cock.. to milk the celebrations :oops: ffs he's like Klopp in a strip :oops:
Surely as he was subbed he should get booked(or sent off for that) surely :rubchin: surely :rubchin: pretty fucking please surely :lol:
:lol: :lol:

For once the refs would be doing us a favour! :D :wink:
He did get booked for it

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He might not be so jeen to sign when he's ousted by Jorginho

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No doubt he'll sulk as and when that does happen, but most likely stay to support the playing team: aka: Grab the Money for doing fuck all, :rubchin: a bit like he is now thinking about it!

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BBC Sport:

Arsenal have also started contract extension talks with 30-year-old Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka, who is keen to remain at Emirates Stadium.


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Mikel Arteta on whether contract discussions are ongoing with Granit Xhaka:

“Not yet.” 🇨🇭 #afc

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:07 am
Mikel Arteta on whether contract discussions are ongoing with Granit Xhaka:

“Not yet.” 🇨🇭 #afc
Hopefully never.

It wouldn't surprise me if the useless prick Lobotomy Clive demanded a massive pay rise as he sees himself as a "leader".... deluded cùnt. :roll: :censored: Hopefully the club cop the fuck on, tell him to go fuck his own arse with his head, and we can finally see the last of this braindead mong fuckbag. :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:27 am
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:07 am
Mikel Arteta on whether contract discussions are ongoing with Granit Xhaka:

“Not yet.” 🇨🇭 #afc
Hopefully never.

It wouldn't surprise me if the useless prick Lobotomy Clive demanded a massive pay rise as he sees himself as a "leader".... deluded cùnt. :roll: :censored: Hopefully the club cop the fuck on, tell him to go fuck his own arse with his head, and we can finally see the last of this braindead mong fuckbag. :censored:
The day he fucks off out of our great club can't come soon enough

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:21 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:27 am
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:07 am
Mikel Arteta on whether contract discussions are ongoing with Granit Xhaka:

“Not yet.” 🇨🇭 #afc
Hopefully never.

It wouldn't surprise me if the useless prick Lobotomy Clive demanded a massive pay rise as he sees himself as a "leader".... deluded cùnt. :roll: :censored: Hopefully the club cop the fuck on, tell him to go fuck his own arse with his head, and we can finally see the last of this braindead mong fuckbag. :censored:
The day he fucks off out of our great club can't come soon enough
Amen. 8)

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I concur! :high5:

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On a day when very few of our players covered themselves in glory, the worst by quite a margin was once again Lobotomy Clive. There were times I forgot he was on the pitch until our forward play inevitably just fucking slowed to a halt at his feet. :roll:

Notice his fanboys on here post fucking nothing when he's shit, but then if he somehow scores or even manages to put together a couple of good passes they're on hailing him as "one of the best midfielders in the PL" and "a leader" that "fans of other clubs all recognise as quality". :oops: :lol:

Fucking idiots. :lol: :wink:

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🚨 Arsenal are in talks with Granit Xhaka over a new two-year contract extension, sources have told Football Insider. Mikel Arteta values Xhaka as a key player at Arsenal & views him as a leader in the club’s dressing room. [@SportsPeteO] #afc

I'll have to travel over for the unveiling of his statue in the not too distant future 8)

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:16 pm
🚨 Arsenal are in talks with Granit Xhaka over a new two-year contract extension, sources have told Football Insider. Mikel Arteta values Xhaka as a key player at Arsenal & views him as a leader in the club’s dressing room. [@SportsPeteO] #afc

I'll have to travel over for the unveiling of his statue in the not too distant future 8)
But McDowell reassured us that “not yet” was Arteta’s reply only a couple of days ago :banghead: :banghead:

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