The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Tue Dec 06, 2022 8:46 pm
Looks like this useless vadgehole is coming back unscathed :| :roll:
What a pity. Was really hoping someone would separate his knee from his leg. :(

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People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.

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wilson2.0 wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:44 am
People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.
Don't be a sheep ffs. Did you watch him the other night? He was complete garbage.

The reason we've done so well is Jesus, Saka and Martinelli. The only positive thing that Lobotomy Clive has brought is being moved far enough forward that his misplaced passes and stupidity aren't as cataclysmic as when he was further back waddling around in front of the back four.

We get rid of this idiot and replace him with a proper footballer with a brain and we immediately become a far better team.

Players don't set PL records for the most goals conceded through their own individual errors because they're misunderstood ffs.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:58 am
wilson2.0 wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:44 am
People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.
Don't be a sheep ffs. Did you watch him the other night? He was complete garbage.

The reason we've done so well is Jesus, Saka and Martinelli. The only positive thing that Lobotomy Clive has brought is being moved far enough forward that his misplaced passes and stupidity aren't as cataclysmic as when he was further back waddling around in front of the back four.

We get rid of this idiot and replace him with a proper footballer with a brain and we immediately become a far better team.

Players don't set PL records for the most goals conceded through their own individual errors because they're misunderstood ffs.
Damn Fuckin' Right!

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wilson2.0 wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:44 am
People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.
Yes Wilson , they can never back track now ,they are too far in. SO FAR this season he has done really well , didnt Ian Wright say that too the other day.

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I think when they eventually get his statute up outside the Emirates it would have to be at least a golden one.

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shu wrote:
Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:51 am
wilson2.0 wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:44 am
People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.
Yes Wilson , they can never back track now ,they are too far in. SO FAR this season he has done really well , didnt Ian Wright say that too the other day.
Don't be an idiot mate. :roll: Back track from what ffs? :roll: Should we just pretend he's not still our worst player just to fit in with the blinkered Arsenal-can-never-be-wrong soccer fanboy agenda? It's that kind of stupidity that helped keep Wenger in a job ten years past his best. Proper knowledgeable football fans make their decisions on what they see.

SO FAR this season he has been a mix of average and his usual levels of stupidity and shit performances. This pathetic agenda that he is now somehow a great player and a leader is the kind of shit propagated by SlySports and sheep soccer fanboys with little understanding of the game.

I can understan Wilson thinking that because he knows nothing about football (sorry Wilson, but you dont, mate :wink: ) but I had pegged you for better than that Shu.

As for Ian Wright? Get a grip. Brilliant player. Lovable bloke. But a complete fucking idiot as a pundit. :roll:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:58 pm
I think when they eventually get his statute up outside the Emirates it would have to be at least a golden one.
Sorry, did you say statue or shower...? :rubchin:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:17 pm
mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri Dec 09, 2022 2:58 pm
I think when they eventually get his statute up outside the Emirates it would have to be at least a golden one.
Sorry, did you say statue or shower...? :rubchin:
:lol:

Well he is Piss Poor. :D

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Lobotomy Clive, not content with villa players taking the piss by running rings around him and going back for seconds on him, got completely mind fucked by a simple step over dummy and let the ball run through his legs to Courtinho's feet for their second goal. Like a child. :oops: :roll:

But hey, the "fans of other clubs" rate him as one of the best midfielders in the PL.... :coffeespit: :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:10 pm
Lobotomy Clive, not content with villa players taking the piss by running rings around him and going back for seconds on him, got completely mind fucked by a simple step over dummy and let the ball run through his legs to Courtinho's feet for their second goal. Like a child. :oops: :roll:

But hey, the "fans of other clubs" rate him as one of the best midfielders in the PL.... :coffeespit: :roll:
Xhaka occasionally can work ahead of a DM when the team is on song and we are running the midfield with no threat to our own goal. The moment he has to operate under pressure in tight spaces he wilts like a salad leaf in Death Valley.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2023 7:10 pm
Lobotomy Clive, not content with villa players taking the piss by running rings around him and going back for seconds on him, got completely mind fucked by a simple step over dummy and let the ball run through his legs to Courtinho's feet for their second goal. Like a child. :oops: :roll:

But hey, the "fans of other clubs" rate him as one of the best midfielders in the PL.... :coffeespit: :roll:
Then when he slowly walked back held out his arms as if to say.....WTF are you doing guys?

FRAUD....

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More like "the moment he has to think"



The way he "sauntered" - Yes! Sauntered back today for their second goal.... and THEN he let the ball go through his legs.....


The worst player ever to wear The Arsenal Red & White, No Contest.

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More like "the moment he has to think"



The way he "sauntered" - Yes! Sauntered back today for their second goal.... and THEN he let the ball go through his legs.....


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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:16 pm
shu wrote:
Fri Dec 09, 2022 10:51 am
wilson2.0 wrote:
Thu Dec 08, 2022 8:44 am
People in denial still.

Xhaka is a very good player and his turnaround is one of many reasons we have taken 37 from 42 points.
Yes Wilson , they can never back track now ,they are too far in. SO FAR this season he has done really well , didnt Ian Wright say that too the other day.
Don't be an idiot mate. :roll: Back track from what ffs? :roll: Should we just pretend he's not still our worst player just to fit in with the blinkered Arsenal-can-never-be-wrong soccer fanboy agenda? It's that kind of stupidity that helped keep Wenger in a job ten years past his best. Proper knowledgeable football fans make their decisions on what they see.

SO FAR this season he has been a mix of average and his usual levels of stupidity and shit performances. This pathetic agenda that he is now somehow a great player and a leader is the kind of shit propagated by SlySports and sheep soccer fanboys with little understanding of the game.

I can understan Wilson thinking that because he knows nothing about football (sorry Wilson, but you dont, mate :wink: ) but I had pegged you for better than that Shu.

As for Ian Wright? Get a grip. Brilliant player. Lovable bloke. But a complete fucking idiot as a pundit. :roll:
Yes think Wrighty is very close to the team and manager, and wants to keep it that way, understandable i guess
Have to say love Wrighty, to me hes an Arsenal legend, and i could not bring myself to critise him

As for xhaka... :banghead:

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