The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:25 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:09 pm
Xhaka Can’t.

Quite. Have you noticed that when you type his name on your phone, the predictive text does indeed usually default to Chaka ?

At least Chaka Khan can sing. :lol:


Damn! See what I mean that should have been

"At least Chaka Khan Khan Sing!" :D
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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 09, 2021 6:47 pm
Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Dec 08, 2021 6:25 pm
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Wed Dec 08, 2021 5:09 pm
Xhaka Can’t.

Quite. Have you noticed that when you type his name on your phone, the predictive text does indeed usually default to Chaka ?
It defaults to UTTER CUN.T on mine. :rubchin:

Ah, you've clearly got the latest, all the bells and whistles, smart phone....super descriptive accuracy.

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Yep!± But it still doesn't know how to spell Skool :D :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Dec 09, 2021 8:52 pm
Yep!± But it still doesn't know how to spell Skool :D :wink:

:lol: :lol:
That is indeed a dangerous failing.

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I cannot believe this donkeytard cùnt was handed the armband tonight. Absolutely disgraceful. And some of our mong fans love this bellend. :oops: :censored:

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He is absolutely fuckinng Brain dead - the way he gave that ball away - and then passed it into no man's land.

I genuinely HATE the UselessCUNT! :banghead:

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Usual thread bump for this useless sack of shite after a game.

Great assist but then reverted back to type acting like an absolute nuclear grade weapon with that tackle, and not sure who he was flapping his arms at after he got his inevitable yellow card, maybe telling Ramsdale to calm down. Hopefully Ramsdale was calling him a stupid cunt too!

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I've mostly sat on the fence regarding th- haha sorry can't even pretend for the laugh..... honestly the worst braindead useless cùnt to ever play football, never mind do it in our storied jersey. :censored:

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Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:39 pm
Usual thread bump for this useless sack of shite after a game.

Great assist but then reverted back to type acting like an absolute nuclear grade weapon with that tackle, and not sure who he was flapping his arms at after he got his inevitable yellow card, maybe telling Ramsdale to calm down. Hopefully Ramsdale was calling him a stupid cunt too!
Admittedly it was a brilliant pass for Martinelli's goal. But then as you say he reverted to type instantly.

The media idiots will point at that pass and say "that's what he gives you" when that is complete horseshit. When was the last time the stupid prick passed a ball like that? Last season? The season before? So that's a killer pass once every 18 months or so. :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:23 pm
Natural Born Gooner wrote:
Sat Dec 18, 2021 7:39 pm
Usual thread bump for this useless sack of shite after a game.

Great assist but then reverted back to type acting like an absolute nuclear grade weapon with that tackle, and not sure who he was flapping his arms at after he got his inevitable yellow card, maybe telling Ramsdale to calm down. Hopefully Ramsdale was calling him a stupid cunt too!
Admittedly it was a brilliant pass for Martinelli's goal. But then as you say he reverted to type instantly.

The media idiots will point at that pass and say "that's what he gives you" when that is complete horseshit. When was the last time the stupid prick passed a ball like that? Last season? The season before? So that's a killer pass once every 18 months or so. :roll:
He’s been with us 5 seasons, I think.
Ha she ever got man of the match ?
I can remember the odd goal but never a performance that merited best player on the pitch.

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He is an absolute arsepiece :oops: I mean look at tonight ffs 3 up and we've got our cocks out ffs were on easy street and he lunges in like the brainless retarded talentless spunkbubble that he is :roll: ffs how in the fuck he fools these managers is beyond me it really is :rubchin: He must give a cracker of a blowjob :lol: ffs
As I said in the Leeds filth match thread I hope to fuck his stamp is looked at retrospectively..a few games out for this braindead fannyfart would be just lovely.

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https://metro.co.uk/2021/12/28/granit-x ... -15831982/

Sometimes you have misunderstandings and I believe this was the only reason for the problem we had between us. I feel much more love than one or two years ago but it is a slow process we have to do with each other.’


No. I fk!Ng hate him for more than that!

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Most untalented gormless, brainless, conceited piece of shit ever to play in the famouse red and white jersey

just waiting for the day he leaves

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FUCKING CÙNT AGAIN. :censored: :banghead: :censored:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:31 pm
FUCKING CÙNT AGAIN. :censored: :banghead: :censored:
Thats a point at Everton and im.putting 3 against him today..If he doesnt make the braindead challenge for the pen they dont get back in the game. I said when he came back from injury he would cost us 10-15 pts before the seasons end..thats 4 so far and we have 18 games to go..

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