El Reenghole v El Beige Europa Semi 1st Leg Thurs 29th April KO 8 in the ebeneeng

[SteveO 35]

So Auba is fit enough to be on the bench but not fit enough to appear after 45 minutes without an attempt on goal and heading out of the cup

Okayyyyy

[OneBardGooner]

Playing without a striker is one of the most incompetent pieces of management I've ever seen. If we are going to go out over two legs, then I hope they rip us apart, don't want any excuses left for Arteta

But remember he really rates Martinelli and Balogun!

This c.unt's answer will be to send for Nketiah, Willian and Elneny

This will happen. ^^

^^^Guaranteed^^^

[shu]

No recognised striker , that is a crime

[rodders999]

They’ll sit in with 2 banks of 4 while we pass the ball to death. Then pick us off for 3 nil

[DB10GOONER]

Holding is thick as fuck. Ruins half our attacks and set pieces by stupid cheap fouling.

[rodders999]

So Auba is fit enough to be on the bench but not fit enough to appear after 45 minutes without an attempt on goal and heading out of the cup

Okayyyyy

Even if there’s only 20 minutes in him Martinelli should start. Suicide.

[BobbyPires7]

Red card incoming for Ceballos. Disgraceful management.

[DB10GOONER]

So Auba is fit enough to be on the bench but not fit enough to appear after 45 minutes without an attempt on goal and heading out of the cup

Okayyyyy

Trust the plan. Trust the process. Some other profund sounding bullshit.

[xgtdec]

What was our expected goals from expected crosses for this game, I bet it was through the roof

[Clash]

Started with a bit more purpose this half - which begs the question of why we hardly ever start the first half in games with more purpose. Over a decade we’ve been like this now. Drives me fucking mad

[SteveO 35]

The paper boy in goal wearing the Aston Villa shirt in their goal looks as relaxed as he did when he went to sleep last night

[DB10GOONER]

What was our expected goals from expected crosses for this game, I bet it was through the roof

He deffo had a brainful of viagra and poppers and a mouthful of rapper vagina when he thought that shit up.

[TeeCee]

Arteta thinking about bringing Willian on in the 68th or 70th minute?.....

[Clummo99]

Its now no central striker and two number 10's

[Natural Born Gooner]

In other news, Emily Atack is looking double fine on BBC1. Just imagining being up in her guts is a lot more interesting than this fucking game!