DB10 not well Vanity Thread

[DB10GOONER]

Wow sorry to hear this DB , positive thoughts coming your way , re the KY shortage I'm sure Roddaz has plenty to send your way , failing that baby oil works well I've been assured

Thanks for the good wishes mate.

Rodderz has sent me all kinds of weird dirty sex stuff over the years but never a drop from his KY vat.

[DB10GOONER]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

[SteveO 35]

All the best to my favourite "scary Irish man"

Other than keeping everything crossed for you mate, sending you all my very best. Would you like me to lapdance for you? Hopefully all will be well and we can share a bottle of Blue Nun once I can bring myself to part with £50 to come over

That's what I get because.... "at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you are a fussy eater...."

Now dreaming of “leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacked drives, in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and, uh, Beamish."

If there's none of that when I'm over in Dublin later this week I'm going to be fucking gutted

Its where you make them though

[DB10GOONER]

All the best to my favourite "scary Irish man"

Other than keeping everything crossed for you mate, sending you all my very best. Would you like me to lapdance for you? Hopefully all will be well and we can share a bottle of Blue Nun once I can bring myself to part with £50 to come over

That's what I get because.... "at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you are a fussy eater...."

Now dreaming of “leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacked drives, in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and, uh, Beamish."

If there's none of that when I'm over in Dublin later this week I'm going to be fucking gutted

Its where you make them though

Oh there will be a bit of it in Dublin. We call them "culchies". They come to the big city from places like Kerry, Galway, Cork etc and we let them do the menial tasks.

[OneBardGooner]

Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....





Jesus mate, don't you know the no more than 2 Gerbils rule

Gonna read like a bingo sheet of a Great White Sharks stomach contents what they find up there!

Piss-taking aside sure all will be good. My Wife and good mate had scares recently but all turned out well so sure this will be all banter in time to come. It must be nice to see so much positive energy directed your way and is a testimony to how well lik......em ...er.......tolerated you are. Not religious myself but happy to sacrifice a chicken and run naked under the full moon on some mountain top to appease the old God's if necessary Hopefully Wengers old medic team ain't the ones tending to you and that you're back with your family in no time. Hang in there man.

No need mate, I did that on Saturday night...admittedly the Win and the bottle of Tequila played their part in my humours and Good Spirit...But Hey!
I did shout out Yo! Odin make sure you mend the Oirish Mod Dwarf !!!

I heard a rumble of thunder - No it wasn't me farting. Nor the goat I had tethered for the ole sacrifice...then there was a Flash of Lightning - at least I think its was...either that or those Electric Blue lights the Plod use on top of their cars... But just to be safe I legged it, but left my clothes behind...the goat shat himself when he saw me undressing the poor thing, he must have thought I was going to do that Old Sid Thing of "Fuck-The_Goat"...

Naaaah! I just killed the fuckker.

So you should start feeling a whole lot better soon DB me ole mucker - Now that the sacrificial format has been followed to a "T":

Win the footie game

Drink lots of alcohol

Take off yer kit and Molest - I mean Kill the tethered goat

Gosh! The things we do for one another I dunno





ps: I did video it, so that I can put it on You Tube...Just say when!?

[OneBardGooner]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

FFS mate - You DO know you're Not supposed to drink it, but rub it into your crotch don't you!???

[DB10GOONER]

Am now being kept in for the next week or so to undergo a full body PET Scan, a camera into my bladder and a Colonoscopy.... I've already warned them they're gonna find some chick's lost finger nail from 1998 up there....





Jesus mate, don't you know the no more than 2 Gerbils rule

Gonna read like a bingo sheet of a Great White Sharks stomach contents what they find up there!

Piss-taking aside sure all will be good. My Wife and good mate had scares recently but all turned out well so sure this will be all banter in time to come. It must be nice to see so much positive energy directed your way and is a testimony to how well lik......em ...er.......tolerated you are. Not religious myself but happy to sacrifice a chicken and run naked under the full moon on some mountain top to appease the old God's if necessary Hopefully Wengers old medic team ain't the ones tending to you and that you're back with your family in no time. Hang in there man.

No need mate, I did that on Saturday night...admittedly the Win and the bottle of Tequila played their part in my humours and Good Spirit...But Hey!
I did shout out Yo! Odin make sure you mend the Oirish Mod Dwarf !!!

I heard a rumble of thunder - No it wasn't me farting. Nor the goat I had tethered for the ole sacrifice...then there was a Flash of Lightning - at least I think its was...either that or those Electric Blue lights the Plod use on top of their cars... But just to be safe I legged it, but left my clothes behind...the goat shat himself when he saw me undressing the poor thing, he must have thought I was going to do that Old Sid Thing of "Fuck-The_Goat"...

Naaaah! I just killed the fuckker.

So you should start feeling a whole lot better soon DB me ole mucker - Now that the sacrificial format has been followed to a "T":

Win the footie game

Drink lots of alcohol

Take off yer kit and Molest - I mean Kill the tethered goat

Gosh! The things we do for one another I dunno





ps: I did video it, so that I can put it on You Tube...Just say when!?

I now have the diarrhoea horn.

[BobbyPires7]

How does a poo-***** work when you have diarrhoea?

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Wow sorry to hear this DB , positive thoughts coming your way , re the KY shortage I'm sure Roddaz has plenty to send your way , failing that baby oil works well I've been assured

I've seen enough porn films to know that spit also works

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

It's the worst part about the whole ordeal, tbh. The prep is horrific, the thickness of it is the worst part. Are you having your procedure done in the morning or afternoon? I had mine in the afternoon, so I had to do another large glass of the prep at like 5am. It was absolute hell.

Seriously though, the procedure part isn't the worst experience in the world. Speaking from experience, it's always a lot worse in your head. I was going to wuss out and have the mild sedation - the only problem being is that you'd feel like shite afterwards - but I took the leap (on advice from the old man, who's had 3) and went with the gas and air, which is a quick pain relief to use whenever needed.

I only used it twice, and it wasn't really needed - I just wanted the high . At its worst, it's slightly irritating when the camera goes around the corners but it's not more painful than when you have trapped wind.

You should be able to watch it all on the big screen. That's an experience lol - It's like that scene in Alien, when he's crawling through the ventilation shaft.

You'll be alright, mate. Once you get through the whole 'shitting through the eye of a needle' part, you can start looking forward to to drugs.

[StuartL]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

It's the worst part about the whole ordeal, tbh. The prep is horrific, the thickness of it is the worst part. Are you having your procedure done in the morning or afternoon? I had mine in the afternoon, so I had to do another large glass of the prep at like 5am. It was absolute hell.

Seriously though, the procedure part isn't the worst experience in the world. Speaking from experience, it's always a lot worse in your head. I was going to wuss out and have the mild sedation - the only problem being is that you'd feel like shite afterwards - but I took the leap (on advice from the old man, who's had 3) and went with the gas and air, which is a quick pain relief to use whenever needed.

I only used it twice, and it wasn't really needed - I just wanted the high . At its worst, it's slightly irritating when the camera goes around the corners but it's not more painful than when you have trapped wind.

You should be able to watch it all on the big screen. That's an experience lol - It's like that scene in Alien, when he's crawling through the ventilation shaft.

You'll be alright, mate. Once you get through the whole 'shitting through the eye of a needle' part, you can start looking forward to to drugs.

Watch it in the big screen you say ? Well if I have a big bag of chocolate and a pint I’ll give it a go - but I’m not paying over fiver mind.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

It's the worst part about the whole ordeal, tbh. The prep is horrific, the thickness of it is the worst part. Are you having your procedure done in the morning or afternoon? I had mine in the afternoon, so I had to do another large glass of the prep at like 5am. It was absolute hell.

Seriously though, the procedure part isn't the worst experience in the world. Speaking from experience, it's always a lot worse in your head. I was going to wuss out and have the mild sedation - the only problem being is that you'd feel like shite afterwards - but I took the leap (on advice from the old man, who's had 3) and went with the gas and air, which is a quick pain relief to use whenever needed.

I only used it twice, and it wasn't really needed - I just wanted the high . At its worst, it's slightly irritating when the camera goes around the corners but it's not more painful than when you have trapped wind.

You should be able to watch it all on the big screen. That's an experience lol - It's like that scene in Alien, when he's crawling through the ventilation shaft.

You'll be alright, mate. Once you get through the whole 'shitting through the eye of a needle' part, you can start looking forward to to drugs.

Watch it in the big screen you say ? Well if I have a big bag of chocolate and a pint I’ll give it a go - but I’m not paying over fiver mind.

A big bag of brown, while watching the tour of Brown Town.

[gooner265]

Wow sorry to hear this DB , positive thoughts coming your way , re the KY shortage I'm sure Roddaz has plenty to send your way , failing that baby oil works well I've been assured

Thanks for the good wishes mate.

Rodderz has sent me all kinds of weird dirty sex stuff over the years but never a drop from his KY vat.

[DB10GOONER]

How does a poo-***** work when you have diarrhoea?

Aggressively.

[DB10GOONER]

Well I'm about a fucking hour into fucking bastard Diarrhoea-Fest 2021.

Jesus. CHRIST. Its like a fucking firehouse.

The prep is awful.....

It's the worst part about the whole ordeal, tbh. The prep is horrific, the thickness of it is the worst part. Are you having your procedure done in the morning or afternoon? I had mine in the afternoon, so I had to do another large glass of the prep at like 5am. It was absolute hell.

Seriously though, the procedure part isn't the worst experience in the world. Speaking from experience, it's always a lot worse in your head. I was going to wuss out and have the mild sedation - the only problem being is that you'd feel like shite afterwards - but I took the leap (on advice from the old man, who's had 3) and went with the gas and air, which is a quick pain relief to use whenever needed.

I only used it twice, and it wasn't really needed - I just wanted the high . At its worst, it's slightly irritating when the camera goes around the corners but it's not more painful than when you have trapped wind.

You should be able to watch it all on the big screen. That's an experience lol - It's like that scene in Alien, when he's crawling through the ventilation shaft.

You'll be alright, mate. Once you get through the whole 'shitting through the eye of a needle' part, you can start looking forward to to drugs.

I was scheduled for 8am this morning so I had to drink two giant jugs of the prep shit over a four hour period last night. Nearly killed me.

And then at 8am I got bounced to 12pm because a couple of emergencies needed that theatre and then bounced to 5pm because of some technical glitch.

All told 18 hours fasting and almost 18 hours without water. They rehydrated me a couple times intravenously while I waited thank fuck.

I had the upper gastroscopy done too where they put the camera down your throat into your stomach as well as the Colonoscopy. They did biopsies in both so had to have the sedation which doesn't knock you out but just relaxes all your muscles. The doctor kept asking why I was hand wanking the camera tube in my throat and I said "habit".

Anyway I watched both procedures on the big telly and it was fucking cool. Exactly like Alien!

Back in my nice room now and had a sandwich and a coke and feel much better.