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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:50 pm
g88ner wrote:
Sun Nov 07, 2021 1:46 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sun Nov 07, 2021 12:09 pm
Pleased to hear all is well DB10.
Oh is it? You got a good diagnosis DB? :barscarf:
Biopsies from Colonoscopy and Gastroscopy came back clear thank God. No Big C in the stomach or colon / bowel. Bloods came back clear too.

Now have to have bladder cam, Liver MRI, lung camera, and PET Scan. Fingers crossed.

If they find no Big C in any of that lot they are handing me over to a surgical team to try fix the lesions on my spine.
:high5:


:cheers:


8)


Damn Good News. :cheekkiss:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:
Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:42 pm
I’d hand you over to a vet mate. Way more suitable 😁👍

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This is the guy!!! :lol:





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Excellent news so far mate, so glad the prep cleared all of the old dried spunk from yer poo pipe to be able to give the all clear on that! I’m sure they’ll eventually confirm that the lesions on the spine are just friction scars from that weekend you had with ‘Cockzilla’ last year! :shock: :shock:

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TeeCee wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:52 am
Excellent news so far mate, so glad the prep cleared all of the old dried spunk from yer poo pipe to be able to give the all clear on that! I’m sure they’ll eventually confirm that the lesions on the spine are just friction scars from that weekend you had with ‘Cockzilla’ last year! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers mate.

But is rodderz still calling himself "Cockzilla"? He is better known as "Mosquitodick"! :D :wink:

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You still in the petting zoo, I mean hospital mate, hope all is going as good as to be expected, are you going to be out for Christmas, if not I'd let santa know and maybe he can get onebard in as cover, those presents don't make themselves :lol:

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good news so far
how did you get Lezzers on your spine ? :D

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:16 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Nov 06, 2021 12:04 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Fri Nov 05, 2021 10:24 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Fri Nov 05, 2021 9:05 pm
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


Naaah! I heard it was a cock extension - as his 3 inches when hard was rubbing against his ankle :D :wink: :wink: :wink:
The doctor has prescribed him with a course of shoe lifts, to be added into both shoes and changed fortnightly.

He'll be up and reaching the middle shelves in no time! :wink:
Oh look at the little people chatting! :lol: :wink:
And the shortest of them all joining in!!! :lol: :wink:


Hope you are okay mate!

Any sexy nurses there or are they all "grunters" ??? :D
Good question Bard :D

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gazzatt2 wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:14 pm
good news so far
how did you get Lezzers on your spine ? :D
Prayer. :lol:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:20 pm
gazzatt2 wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 12:14 pm
good news so far
how did you get Lezzers on your spine ? :D
Prayer. :lol:
You think talking Roman Catholic Dirty Talk is gonna get me going!!!???


Ooooh!Okay... :lol: :-P

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:45 am
TeeCee wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:52 am
Excellent news so far mate, so glad the prep cleared all of the old dried spunk from yer poo pipe to be able to give the all clear on that! I’m sure they’ll eventually confirm that the lesions on the spine are just friction scars from that weekend you had with ‘Cockzilla’ last year! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers mate.

But is rodderz still calling himself "Cockzilla"? He is better known as "Mosquitodick"! :D :wink:
How very fucking dare you. On the back of that slanderous statement I’ve arranged for nurse Ratched to pay you a little visit in the morning for a “procedure”. Let’s just say she’s very thorough and leave it at that shall we.

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 11:23 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:45 am
TeeCee wrote:
Mon Nov 08, 2021 6:52 am
Excellent news so far mate, so glad the prep cleared all of the old dried spunk from yer poo pipe to be able to give the all clear on that! I’m sure they’ll eventually confirm that the lesions on the spine are just friction scars from that weekend you had with ‘Cockzilla’ last year! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers mate.

But is rodderz still calling himself "Cockzilla"? He is better known as "Mosquitodick"! :D :wink:
How very fucking dare you. On the back of that slanderous statement I’ve arranged for nurse Ratched to pay you a little visit in the morning for a “procedure”. Let’s just say she’s very thorough and leave it at that shall we.

8)
:shock:

She was thorough. I now walk like John Wayne. Whilst crying. :shock:

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Well just " drink your milk " and get on with it.

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A11M11 wrote:
Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:30 pm
Well just " drink your milk " and get on with it.
The Doctor’s milk? :shock:

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A11M11 wrote:
Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:30 pm
Well just " drink your milk " and get on with it.
After you have got off your high horse.

PS does anyone do a John Wayne impression in their repertoire anymore ?

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Only My Boy Pompey and He'll Fill Ya Full of Lead Pilgrim! :lol:

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