Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Next up in our slide down the table its Soton on a run of form which is 1 draw and 5 losses in their last 6..the last of which was an anal mauling at home to the chavs..
Who better to have next up than El beige with his head rammed firmly up his chocolate hole tactics wise :oops: Xhakatard at lb anyone :barscarf: Laca like a pub drunk at 3am trying to score :barscarf: Theyve lost 5 in 6 but they won't lose to us :cry: 1-1 or 2-1 to them.

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Brilliant thread title FG :coffeespit: :lol: 8)

We should hammer these inept fuckers. But of course we will lose two one. :roll:

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falkirk goon wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 5:45 pm
Next up in our slide down the table its Soton on a run of form which is 1 draw and 5 losses in their last 6..the last of which was an anal mauling at home to the chavs..
Who better to have next up than El beige with his head rammed firmly up his chocolate hole tactics wise :oops: Xhakatard at lb anyone :barscarf: Laca like a pub drunk at 3am trying to score :barscarf: Theyve lost 5 in 6 but they won't lose to us :cry: 1-1 or 2-1 to them.
Brilliant One of your best FG :barscarf: . I bet they can't wait to play us 2-0 to them with a player who hasn't scored in 20 years scoring their first.

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Lacazette hat-trick, all 3 goals assisted by Sir Point-A-Lot at LB.

We’d still lost 4-3 :suicide:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:41 pm
Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:banghead: :censored: :box: :banghead: :censored:

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku! :lol: :wink:

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Fully expect us to show up in this one in the sense we will fulfill the fixture but on the pitch we will be as useful as a chocolate teapot.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 7:41 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:41 pm
Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:banghead: :censored: :box: :banghead: :censored:

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku! :lol: :wink:
It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen 8)

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BFG4 wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 1:35 pm
Fully expect us to show up in this one in the sense we will fulfill the fixture but on the pitch we will be as useful as a chocolate teapot.



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Homer Agrees :D

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:58 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 7:41 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:41 pm
Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:banghead: :censored: :box: :banghead: :censored:

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku! :lol: :wink:
It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen 8)
:lol:

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

:D :wink:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 8:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:58 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 7:41 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:41 pm
Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:banghead: :censored: :box: :banghead: :censored:

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku! :lol: :wink:
It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen 8)
:lol:

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

:D :wink:
Dammnit has Lefty being talking (again!) ?! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:09 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 8:40 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:58 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon Apr 11, 2022 7:41 am
SteveO 35 wrote:
Sun Apr 10, 2022 8:41 pm
Falkirk's on fire

I'm glad you've highlighted their record mate....lessons learned from Brighton eh?

What could possibly go wrong

1-0 defeat with 1 shot on target coming in the 87th minute

Lots of waffle about urgency, transitions and personality afterwards

If Wolves win, 7th's in doubt

Carpet Head Out - bring the banners back

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:banghead: :censored: :box: :banghead: :censored:

Are you mentally ill? Have you got an agenda? This is "progress". Trust The Process.

Fuck me that's almost a Haiku! :lol: :wink:
It is

He Came

He Pointed a Lot

He Got Carded

Very Zen 8)
:lol:

Close, but no cookie - has to be 17 syllables in a 5-7-5 form. Like this:

His belly hefty
Dirty little OneBard likes
Shitting on Lefty

:D :wink:
Dammnit has Lefty being talking (again!) ?! :lol: :lol:
Yup. :D :wink:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

Post by LeftfootlegendGooner »

I leave this place for a few days and the Time Bandits are running amok :roll: :lol:

Anyhow I was at a wedding for a few days up tut North so missed the brighton game, can't imagine watching highlights as there doesn't seem to have been any :?

We will lose this no doubt, Shane long to score his second goal of the season, a ricochet off his left and only nut :roll: :lol:

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Re: Southampton LLLLDL versus Carpet heid and his beige bottle jobs Sat 16th April KO 3PM

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Hope the Wedding went well mate!?

How is the bride? Sorry I mean your sister? :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:26 pm
Hope the Wedding went well mate!?

How is the bride? Sorry I mean your sister? :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:shock: :lol:

I'm from Hampshire, that type of carrying on is done in Wiltshire :wink:

Wedding was good fun but 3 days of partying has knackered me out, I need a lie down :lol:

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