Chav cockholes A Weds 20th Apr KO 745PM

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Chav cockholes A Weds 20th Apr KO 745PM

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I thought i would stick up the next match thread early. Next up after tomorrow's game/fuck up at Soton its this shower of utter utter wankstains :| No doubt theyll do us up the farter unlubed as we slip towards 7th/8th place.

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2-0

All over in the first half

Illusionary domination to follow without shooting

Boy Bastin and Ted Drake brought on to bring the game up to the pace of 1935

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I hate this little no mark pimped excuse for a club and hope we fuck them. But tbh I cannot see anything but them being two or three nil up by half time and then cruising through the second half in third gear while we huff and puff about the place but never come near scoring. Come on Arsenal prove me wrong here.

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I think Arsenal could get another sneaky 1-0 win. Chelsea have had two big European Cup games and will be playing Palace tomorrow who should give them a game, maybe taking them to another 120 minutes. Chelsea won’t be as fully motivated as they could be with 3rd pretty much assured. Arsenal should set up with a back 3, and keep it tight.

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Spoiler alert - we’ll lose and won’t score - same as every game :roll:

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rodders999 wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:39 pm
Spoiler alert - we’ll lose and won’t score - same as every game :roll:
And yet people will still debate it - should it be Martinelli down the middle, Eddie.....bring Pepe in maybe.....bring Laca back. Promote the 19 year old lad from the Academy

Here's a clue - none of it will make any fucking difference whatsoever

Tavares will still be shite, Lokonga worse, Clive is the root of all evil and we won't win another game all season

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4-0 to them. A not as bad as Wanker thrashing but still a complete thrashing before Rapenaldo and some fuckin nobody youth player from Manure score against us net weekend. Bollox to it all.

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SteveO 35 wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:51 pm
rodders999 wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2022 4:39 pm
Spoiler alert - we’ll lose and won’t score - same as every game :roll:
And yet people will still debate it - should it be Martinelli down the middle, Eddie.....bring Pepe in maybe.....bring Laca back. Promote the 19 year old lad from the Academy

Here's a clue - none of it will make any fucking difference whatsoever

Tavares will still be shite, Lokonga worse, Clive is the root of all evil and we won't win another game all season
Exactly!

Martinelli has 5 league goals, Pepe 1 and Eddie fucking none.

Ohhhhh I wonder what combination we could play that would “fix” things. Fucking none that’s what :banghead:

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Well another wasted season 130m spent on defenders and non scoring midfielders. Attacking wise he can't build a functioning forward line 9 games out of 31 we have hit a blank, poverty cut our supply out wide Saka, ESR, Martinelli thats us nullified.

We have worse striker options than any team in the top dozen bar probably Brighton. Toney at Brentford, Broja on loan Soton better than what we have.

7 games of the seaon left March's manager of the month (laughable he was awarded it) should be given his P45 but won't be.

2-0 defeat Wednesday and the manager will spoof another press conference and sadly spoof his way into still being in charge come August.

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We are going to get RAPED. No Lube, No Gentle Foreplay... WHAM BANG Right Up The Shitter.,...


Look Away Fellow Gooners... LOOK AWAY WHILE YOU CAN......


Oh! The "HORROR"


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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2022 6:33 pm
We are going to get RAPED. No Lube, No Gentle Foreplay... WHAM BANG Right Up The Shitter.,...


Look Away Fellow Gooners... LOOK AWAY WHILE YOU CAN......


Oh! The "HORROR"


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It really is an Apocalypse Now and our players are a bunch of Kurtz

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2022 6:33 pm
We are going to get RAPED. No Lube, No Gentle Foreplay... WHAM BANG Right Up The Shitter.,...
When you put it like that..............ooh er missus! Ouch!

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At least west Ham drew. They’ve got Chavs away next as well so at least our Europa League rivals have it tough as well.

Cant see us winning this (or scoring!) but you never know i suppose. I’ll watch in hope but braced for disappointment :lol:

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No Arsenal striker has scored from open play in an away league match this season. We're heading into game week 31...

:shock:

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rodders999 wrote:
Mon Apr 18, 2022 4:22 pm
No Arsenal striker has scored from open play in an away league match this season. We're heading into game week 31...

:shock:
Wait, we have a striker?! I don’t believe you!

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