Palace Pantpirates and their bunch of Vulva ultras A Fri 5th Aug KO 8PM

[TomHelo14]

Away at Selhurst park on a week night first game of the season. This is sendin shivers down my spine this one..

[DB10GOONER]

We apparently are wearing fecking Pink shirts against Palace FFS!,

Gotta be the worst kit we've had since that jinxed Wasp kit, that we lost to Benfica CL Home & Wrexham FA Cup away!

Also wore it in a 3-1 win at Palace in the league cup semi final first leg in 1993
Going on to win it

[Perryashburtongroves]

Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be

Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.

It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber duck.

[OneBardGooner]

E.S.R Injured. Tomiyasu still not up to fitness and Tierney same.

[Ernie71]

E.S.R Injured. Tomiyasu still not up to fitness and Tierney same.

ESR and Tierney wouldnt have started anyway

[Stinger87]

Palarse and their ultras will be put to the sword come Friday night.

I'm thinking a clean sheet for us, unless the diving you know ceunt gets a pen.

3-0 The Arsenal.

[Midz]

Arteta says he wants a squad of 22 players to be able to compete in the Europa and PL. that's all well and good if they stay fit but with our bunch of sick notes he needs more like 36.

[OneBardGooner]

E.S.R Injured. Tomiyasu still not up to fitness and Tierney same.

ESR and Tierney wouldnt have started anyway

ESR wouldn't have seeing as carpet head doesn't rate him as much as he should as for Tierney IF he was fit would have.

[OneBardGooner]

Arteta says he wants a squad of 22 players to be able to compete in the Europa and PL. that's all well and good if they stay fit but with our bunch of sick notes he needs more like 36.

And having cliveElCunto in the squad is like being a man down already.

[OneBardGooner]

Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be

Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.

It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.

[OneBardGooner]

We apparently are wearing fecking Pink shirts against Palace FFS!,

Gotta be the worst kit we've had since that jinxed Wasp kit, that we lost to Benfica CL Home & Wrexham FA Cup away!

I thought Everyone loved the Bruised Banana kit!???

[Perryashburtongroves]

Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be

Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.

It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.

Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.

[SteveO 35]

One thing's for sure - pre-season counts for fuck all. Never has done, never will do

I remember our greatest ever season as the Invincibles - we lost 1-0 at Peterborough in pre season and there was uproar about lack of signings after tossing the league away the seaon before. In other years we've bossed pre-season and come out of the traps like limpdicks (1-3 at home to Villa a classic example)

We know these cockwombles will be in our faces. They royally fucked us over last season - our pussies couldn't handle the heat and promptly folded after conceding first.

A sign of whether there's any leadership in the squad should that happen again.

My heart says 1-2 to the Arsenal......my head says we'll fuck it up and fold

[goonersid]

One thing's for sure - pre-season counts for fuck all. Never has done, never will do

I remember our greatest ever season as the Invincibles - we lost 1-0 at Peterborough in pre season and there was uproar about lack of signings after tossing the league away the seaon before. In other years we've bossed pre-season and come out of the traps like limpdicks (1-3 at home to Villa a classic example)

We know these cockwombles will be in our faces. They royally fucked us over last season - our pussies couldn't handle the heat and promptly folded after conceding first.

A sign of whether there's any leadership in the squad should that happen again.

My heart says 1-2 to the Arsenal......my head says we'll fuck it up and fold

I don't give us any hope in this one, 3-1 defeat and playing catch up before any of our rivals have kicked a ball.

[OneBardGooner]

Anyone who likes, buys or even considers buying that pink kit has got to be

Fucking disgusting.... The club are obviously targeting the LGBT crowd.. and Sid.

It's all part of the bubble bath collection to get us in the mood for the inevitable trip to Olympiakos next February. Pink kit, pink bath bombs, pink bubble loafer, pink face mask and pink rubber dildo.

Are you still doing that thing where you get a new dildo each year to match the third kit colours? I remember you showing off about your peppermint coloured one a few years back.

No mate you're thinking of the Peppermint Flavoured Rubber Johnnies that glowed in the dark so the wearer could wave their wand around like a light sabre in the dark and impress the missus.