POLL: How Will Arsenal Fare in 2023 - 2024 Season

[SPUDMASHER]

DB10 is a penis extension for a man of average height

[augie]

Turn it up augie, ange has won with celtic and in Japan. Any of us here could win with celtic - rangers were awful last 2 years, and Japan...

He's also struggled at places.

The media (wonder why...) is driving this shrewd manager vibe and optimism about how attacking he is and the scum fans are lapping it up...ffs...its bllx...he's a cheapo appointment who levy can control... he may do well but his record is one thay any semi competent manager could do given the celtic job or bothering to coach in oz or nip.

I see your point on esr but feel just about our fanbase still just about would care big time and we wouldn't date sell...another season of not being fit then maybe...

You can't judge in preseason re Brighton! You yourself said preseason is no indicator. And soton for years had the model of selling and replacing with unknowns who did well, and their similar system worked, until it didn't. Yes it's a good model when it works but there's a big element of luck, and it won't always churn out gems.


BTW I'm here all week...housebound due to medical procedure and fam have all buggered off out so watching cricket posting bllx on various forums!

I hope its nothing serious Mantis. Be well, mate.

O God no, reading back i made it sound dramatic, its elective...so my own fault/choice!

Thanks though, penis extensions don't come cheap as you all know...!


Just explaining why I was arguing with augie in case he got the hump as I was bored silly

You disagreed with my opinion - that isnt arguing and is never a problem for me. Your opinion is worth the same as mine and everyone else around here, and I continually say that the world would be a dull place if we all thought the same, so you feel free to disagree with me as much as you want cos as long as it isnt insulting or disrespectful, then I am ok with it

[augie]

DB10 is a penis extension for a man of average height

Far be it for me to defend the midget mod, but the memory of you getting lobbed in a 5 a side goals will live with me forever

[the playing mantis]

Turn it up augie, ange has won with celtic and in Japan. Any of us here could win with celtic - rangers were awful last 2 years, and Japan...

He's also struggled at places.

The media (wonder why...) is driving this shrewd manager vibe and optimism about how attacking he is and the scum fans are lapping it up...ffs...its bllx...he's a cheapo appointment who levy can control... he may do well but his record is one thay any semi competent manager could do given the celtic job or bothering to coach in oz or nip.

I see your point on esr but feel just about our fanbase still just about would care big time and we wouldn't date sell...another season of not being fit then maybe...

You can't judge in preseason re Brighton! You yourself said preseason is no indicator. And soton for years had the model of selling and replacing with unknowns who did well, and their similar system worked, until it didn't. Yes it's a good model when it works but there's a big element of luck, and it won't always churn out gems.


BTW I'm here all week...housebound due to medical procedure and fam have all buggered off out so watching cricket posting bllx on various forums!

I hope its nothing serious Mantis. Be well, mate.

O God no, reading back i made it sound dramatic, its elective...so my own fault/choice!

Thanks though, penis extensions don't come cheap as you all know...!


Just explaining why I was arguing with augie in case he got the hump as I was bored silly

You disagreed with my opinion - that isnt arguing and is never a problem for me. Your opinion is worth the same as mine and everyone else around here, and I continually say that the world would be a dull place if we all thought the same, so you feel free to disagree with me as much as you want cos as long as it isnt insulting or disrespectful, then I am ok with it

Arguing debating all the same. All good with me! Even if they are mad opinions re villa and brighton!

[Stuart L (2)]

Nobody yet opting for “ lucky to come top half” ?

[BobbyPires7]

HOW WILL ARSENAL FARE IN THE 2023 - 2024 SEASON?

Select Your Choices in The Poll.

Poll: Where Arsenal will Finish at the End of 2023 -2024 Season

The Transfer Window is Open Till 11PM Friday September 1st 2023

Will Arsenal buy any more players?
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices:

Will Arsenal Sell Any Players?
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices:

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What Position Will Arsenal Finish?
Title Winners:
Top Two
Top Three
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

4th
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PLEASE COPY TEMPLATE And PLACE YOUR ANSWERS NEXT TO EACH QUESTION::

Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? YES or NO If YES What Trophy/ies?

Community Shield

How Far Will Arsenal Get in The Champions League?

Group


Who Will Be Arsenal's Top Scorer of The Season:

Jesus


Who Will Be The Top Three Players of the Season:

1st: Saka

2nd: Timber

3rd: Jesus

Who Will Be The Worst Player of The Season?
Rice
Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? No


The Top Six Teams In Finishing Order:

1st: United
2nd: City
3rd: Liverpool
4th: Arsenal
5th: Villa
6th: Newcastle

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked?
Wolves boss.
What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th: Luton
19th: Sheff Utd
20th: Wolves


*** The Poll CLOSES On The Same Day The Transfer Window Closes ( Friday 1st September 2023 ***

*** So Voters Can Change Their Answers On Their ORIGINAL POST Till Then.

[SPUDMASHER]

DB10 is a penis extension for a man of average height

Far be it for me to defend the midget mod, but the memory of you getting lobbed in a 5 a side goals will live with me forever

I didn’t get lobbed. It went between my legs

[TeeCee]

Interesting choices Bobby, I will say right now, that I would bet my cock that United won't win the league next season, they will be lucky to get top 4!!

[BobbyPires7]

Interesting choices Bobby, I will say right now, that I would bet my cock that United won't win the league next season, they will be lucky to get top 4!!

Being a trans is very 2023 so let’s see if you end up cockless in 2024.

[Natural Born Gooner]

HOW WILL ARSENAL FARE IN THE 2023 - 2024 SEASON?

The Transfer Window is Open Till 11PM Friday September 1st 2023

Will Arsenal buy any more players?

Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: Caicedo, Evan Ferguson & Nicolò Barella

Will Arsenal Sell Any Players?

Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: Lokonga, Cedric & Pepe (plus Holding, Tavares, Runarsson)
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What Position Will Arsenal Finish?
Title Winners:
Top Two
Top Three
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?
........................................................................

Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? YES or NO If YES What Trophy/ies?

No

How Far Will Arsenal Get in The Champions League?

Quarter Final (Maybe Semis if a favourable draw like Napoli/Milan/Inter last season)

Who Will Be Arsenal's Top Scorer of The Season:

Martinelli

Who Will Be The Top Three Players of the Season:

1st: Martinelli

2nd: Odegaard

3rd: Saliba

Who Will Be The Worst Player of The Season?

Havertz or Rice

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season?

Yes (but questions may start to be asked, especially if his main signings aren't performing)

The Top Six Teams In Finishing Order:

1st: City
2nd: Liverpool
3rd: Arsenal
4th: United
5th: Newcastle
6th: Aston Villa

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked?

Not sure, maybe Moyes. Would love it to be Ten Hag

What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated?

Everton (please?)
Sheff Utd
Luton Town

[OneBardGooner]

HOW WILL ARSENAL FARE IN THE 2023 - 2024 SEASON?

Select Your Choices in The Poll.

Poll: Where Arsenal will Finish at the End of 2023 -2024 Season

The Transfer Window is Open Till 11PM Friday September 1st 2023

Will Arsenal buy any more players? YES
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: Lavia. Kudus. Raya

Will Arsenal Sell Any Players?
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: Pepe. Holding . Lakonga

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What Position Will Arsenal Finish?
Title Winners:
Top Two:
Top Three
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

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PLEASE COPY TEMPLATE And PLACE YOUR ANSWERS NEXT TO EACH QUESTION::

Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? YES or NO If YES What Trophy/ies? YES

The Charity Shield (which means nothing really) And the FA Cup (Maybe!?).


How Far Will Arsenal Get in The Champions League? Quarter Finals


Who Will Be Arsenal's Top Scorer of The Season: Martinelli




Who Will Be The Top Three Players of the Season:

1st: Martinelli

2nd: Rice

3rd: Saliba

Who Will Be The Worst Player of The Season? Holding

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? YES


The Top Six Teams In Finishing Order:

1st: Man City
2nd: THE Arsenal
3rd: The Chav Nazi's
4th: The Victims
5th: Newcastle
6th: Manure

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked?


The Ginger Cum Gargler.


What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th:Blue ScouseFilth
19th: Luton
20th: Sheff United


***EDITED***


*** The Poll CLOSES On The Same Day The Transfer Window Closes ( Friday 1st September 2023 ***

*** So Voters Can Change Their Answers On Their ORIGINAL POST Till Then.

[Retro Gunner]

HOW WILL ARSENAL FARE IN THE 2023 - 2024 SEASON?

Select Your Choices in The Poll.

Poll: Where Arsenal will Finish at the End of 2023 -2024 Season

Third

The Transfer Window is Open Till 11PM Friday September 1st 2023

Will Arsenal buy any more players?

Maybe, but not the positions I'd like eg. centre forward and centre mid.

Name Your Preferred THREE Choices:

Caicedo / Amrabat
Kane (yeah I know), but being realsitic Mitrovic...who I said we should buy back in January. Far better technically than given credit for and everything we don't have in a player.
Emi Martinez


Will Arsenal Sell Any Players?
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices:

Pepe
Havertz
Viera



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What Position Will Arsenal Finish?
Title Winners:
Top Two:
Top Three
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

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PLEASE COPY TEMPLATE And PLACE YOUR ANSWERS NEXT TO EACH QUESTION::

Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies?

No. I'm not counting the Charity Shield, whether we win it or not.


How Far Will Arsenal Get in The Champions League?

First knock out round.



Who Will Be Arsenal's Top Scorer of The Season:

Jesus.




Who Will Be The Top Three Players of the Season:

1st:
Martinelli
2nd:
Saka
3rd:
Saliba

Who Will Be The Worst Player of The Season?

Havertz

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? Yes.


The Top Six Teams In Finishing Order:

1st: City
2nd: Liverpool
3rd: Arsenal
4th: United
5th: Newcastle
6th: Villa

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked? David Moyes


What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th:
Everton or West Ham (ideally both, but they'll both probably dodge it...yet again!)

19th:
Bournemouth

20th:
Luton (I very much hope).

*** The Poll CLOSES On The Same Day The Transfer Window Closes ( Friday 1st September 2023 ***

*** So Voters Can Change Their Answers On Their ORIGINAL POST Till Then.

[Almunia is a clown]

Don't give a shite about the rest of the teams in the league so bollox to all the questions!

Arsenal will finish 2nd, outside chance of 1st, the top two club & other oil cheating scum easily have best players & squads in the league. Bookies have us 9/2 at present.

The Murderers & the Munichs will get the next 2 CL places, followed by the Putinist Nazi Chav vermin & the Headchoppers.

Who gives a shite about the rest including the Middlesex Marsh Lane dwellers!

Fuck 'em al! As the auld tune goes!

[DB10GOONER]

DB10 is a penis extension for a man of average height

I had to have my penis halved to accommodate the average woman. Had 6 inches removed. The doctor told me they call that bit they throw in the bin, the "spudmasher".

[DB10GOONER]

Well, may as well give it a go....

Will Arsenal buy any more players? No.
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: a proper top striker, a goalkeeper to push Ramsdale, and another top CH (injuries).

Will Arsenal Sell Any Players? No.
Name Your Preferred THREE Choices: ONLY three????Vieira-Lite, Bald Bob, Eddie the Feather.

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What Position Will Arsenal Finish?
Title Winners:
Top Two:
Top Three: here I reckon. Possibly 2nd if we are lucky.
Top Four
Top Five
Outside Top Five (If So What Position)?

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PLEASE COPY TEMPLATE And PLACE YOUR ANSWERS NEXT TO EACH QUESTION::

Will Arsenal Win Any Trophies? YES or NO If YES What Trophy/ies? Maybe the FA Cup.



How Far Will Arsenal Get in The Champions League?

First knock out stage.


Who Will Be Arsenal's Top Scorer of The Season:

Martinelli.


Who Will Be The Top Three Players of the Season:

1st: Saka

2nd: Martinelli

3rd: Saliba

Who Will Be The Worst Player of The Season? Vieira-Lite.

Will Arteta Still Be Manager By The End Of The Season? Yes.


The Top Six Teams In Finishing Order:

1st: oil FC man citeh by however many miles you can buy for ten billion gazillion quid or whatever the fuck they spend.
2nd: possibly us - or the victims.
3rd: victims or us.
4th: oil filth the Toon.
5th: Brighton or manure.
6th: chavs or scum or manure or Brighton.

Who Will Be The FIRST Manager To Be Sacked?
Angie Poppadopodopolopolos at scum. Nailed on cert gone by Xmas / February latest.

What THREE Teams Will Be Relegated.

18th: toffees
19th: wet spam murderers please
20th: Luton.