New song

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:34 pm

Thought we could adapt the 'Arsene Magic hat song'

Queen Betty is a Gooner
She loves the boys in red
she had them round her house for tea
and this is what she said.......
Who's that team we call the Arsenal
Who's that team we all adore

gotrek · Post by **gotrek** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:06 pm

Tottenham was knocking at the gates
Tottenham was knocking at the gates
The beefeater said: do you know what Liza hates?
Elizabeth likes men in red and white
Elizabeth likes a team who ain't shite!
So piss off you lilly whites!

Asene Wenger likes a laugh!
He went for tea with the Queen
She's a mean gooning machine
and they both had a laugh!

Elizabeth the Second likes a laugh
She invited Arsene Wenger
Cause Martin Jol's a tosser
And they both had a laugh!

tenementfunster5 · Post by **tenementfunster5** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:13 pm

What tunes are these songs to. Sound promising.

liam bradys left foot · Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:17 pm

the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
and this is what she said .................................. (change of tune)

we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham repeat to fade

gotrek · Post by **gotrek** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:34 pm

I didn't really have a tune in mind just thought the rymes worked well...

On the tune of kid's ryme: Humpty Dumpty:

Arsene Wenger went to the Palace
Arsene Wenger with Djourou and Gallas
All the Queen's horses and all the Queen's men
Were singing for Wenger to win every game.
other possible end:
Were singing for Wenger to win again and again.

Post by **Dicko** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:45 pm

liam bradys left foot wrote:the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
the classy afc went to buck house to see the queen
and this is what she said .................................. (change of tune)

we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham repeat to fade

Cus Geezer · Post by **Cus Geezer** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:56 pm

I'm a republican and don't like the idea of Buck House Liz as a gooner.

Thankfully this Finsbury Park lad is a gooner though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z2M_hpoPwk

we_are_the_arsenal · Post by **we_are_the_arsenal** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:03 am

WE ARE THE ARSENAL
THE ONE AND ONLY ARSENAL
THE EMIRATES IS OUR NEW CASTLE
AND THAT IS WHERE WE'LL BLAST YOU!

Chunky The Gooner · Post by **Chunky The Gooner** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:49 pm

Lizzy is a gooner
Lizzy is a gooner
la la la la la la la la !!

stearmaster · Post by **stearmaster** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:12 pm

carefree whereever u may be
u aint got no history
lampards fat
the rest are queer
jose only happy when coles up his rear