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READERS WIVES THREAD
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:16 pm
by gus ceasar is a legend
As it is officially illegal for women to enter here I suggest a Forum Readers Wives thread!
If they come in here and complain we get them banned! Simple!
What do you think?
Re: READERS WIVES THREAD
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:20 pm
by Mrs Gus (Doris)
gus ceasar is a legend wrote:As it is officially illegal for women to enter here I suggest a Forum Readers Wives thread!
If they come in here and complain we get them banned! Simple!
What do you think?
Get stuffed!!!!!!!!!!(polite version)you just wait til you get home)
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:43 pm
by Wayno
How about Readers Pets
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:37 am
by REB
readers gardens
readers cars
readers Mistress's
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:09 pm
by U.F.G Anfield '89
readers pies
readers vegetables.
maybe this section is a bad idea in this form
we should rename it world of **** and just have annecdotes about gardening... well fuck my ole boots.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:44 am
by gooner.ed
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:readers pies
readers vegetables.
maybe this section is a bad idea in this form
we should rename it world of **** and just have annecdotes about gardening... well fuck my ole boots.
yes! a gardening section... that's what this forum needs. christ almighty have i got some weeding to do after a busy august (too busy to get to the allotment and no mistake - oh dear) warning letter from a hitler type on the committee to clean up the plot. oh well...
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:22 pm
by flash gunner
Seeing as this section has turned into Gardeners World can one of you gardeners help me out. A cat keeps shitting on the flower bed by my front door making it stink and also i have to watch my young daughter out the front as i dont want her stepping in it or even worse touching it. How do you stop cats shitting everywhere? ive tried a few different repellents and have even bought tubs of pepper but their power only seems to last a day and the cat is back. Any ideas Ed, ****? Thinking of buying a BB gun and laying in wait but worried about getting arrested
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:36 pm
by U.F.G Anfield '89
if you're worried about getting arrested try using a water pistol instead. i think there are motion sensing sprinklers that fire at cats actually.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:57 pm
by flash gunner
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:if you're worried about getting arrested try using a water pistol instead. i think there are motion sensing sprinklers that fire at cats actually.
Cheers mate i'll look out for them, dont want to hurt them just stop them shitting by my house
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:08 pm
by ds
Get a dog mate, preferably a rotweiller. I'm always available for hire
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:10 pm
by ds
Sorry I forgot it was illegal for me to enter here. Do I get banned now?
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:01 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:14 pm
by ds
I sent you one already, dont tell me you didnt get it?!!
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:18 pm
by gas_face_gooner
ds wrote:
I sent you one already, dont tell me you didnt get it?!!
when you said you were game for anything didn't know you meant it
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:21 pm
by ds
dont tell him what i really look like gas_ face_
clue, i drink in supporters club, wear a tent, used to wear a hat
