Whats that saying from Jaws?

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Can't the team sublet the field on non match days to the local dogging fraternity? Bad enough having to clear up the dogshit never mind the detrius that would go with that! :twisted: If Number 5 is involved in the dogging you can bet you're still gonna have dog shit to clean up. As well as Gerbil c...

I prefer to call Highbury a ground instead of a stadium because in my mind a stadium is what we have now and what we have now can never compare to Highbury. North, East, South and West replaced by sections in corporate oval which represents everything with what is wrong with modern day Arsenal. No ...

Can't the team sublet the field on non match days to the local dogging fraternity?

I refuse to post on this topic until an umlaut is added to the thread title. Your wish is my command! I wish the word *word censored* wasn't asterixed out. I'd be dead scared about making your wishes my command! :D :wink: Its ok, it only hurts initially. After that it actually can be enjoyable. :lol:

Chippy wrote:

TheCook wrote:I refuse to post on this topic until an umlaut is added to the thread title.

Your wish is my command!

I wish the word *word censored* wasn't asterixed out.

I Hate Hleb wrote: I bet those small, portable hoovers are a godsend!!

I've still got the 1960's Turbo Suction "ds" model. Its still got an old bag attached, bursting at the seams, but by christ it can take a load and a half in one gulp.

You could go to any park in the country and see kids as young as 10 playing on full size adult pitches. The pitch is so big the only way to get it up top is to hoof it long and let someone chase it. It's absolutely ridiculous. Pitches should be half that size, if not smaller. The key skills for you...

I'd like to say that the forum being down gave me the opportunity to get other things sorted and enjoy some quality time with my nearest and dearest. But I can't. :barscarf: :wink: In my cell, when the light goes down, so does my wife, Stabby Pete. :lol: What you actually meant. :lol: :wink: Basica...

arseofacrow wrote:I'd like to say that the forum being down gave me the opportunity to get other things sorted and enjoy some quality time with my nearest and dearest.

But I can't.

In my house, when the forum goes down, so does my wife.

I'm with Chris Waddle on this one. Eeeeuugh I feel dirty all over. Scouts still pick the biggest and fastest players. At all levels of the game. I sent some players up to Barnet last week and they invited back tallest and most athletic 12 year old as a goalkeeper. Now he's a nice lad but he won't be...

Yeah its been a while.

I'm a bit like the IRA really.

Buried all my beer cans in the back garden but have a map tattooed on my arse cheeks of the exact location. Ready to spring back into action should the situation warrant a *word censored* a -thon.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/22/marouane-chamakh-blackmail-arsenal-palace Does anyone know what was going on? Something that not one man on here hasn't done in a drunken haze when on an all nighter. DB10 even did it once when he was sober. Two words. Crying Game. :lol: :lol: :lol: :...

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory. :lol: To the glory of the burst hedgehog! Huzzah! :barscarf: Just remembered its bank holiday on Monday too. Better get mod club on DEFCON 2 mate, it won't be tonight as I'm training the under ...

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory.