Are there any vacant police cells in Liverpool?

I hoep the press remind him of this every time he starts all that role model for kids bollocks. No doubt Sky and the tabloids will run a free Stevie G(o fuck yourself) campaign and probably blame it all on Arsenal. I can picture it now: 'Liverpool superhero Steven Gerrard has been disgracefully arre...

There'll be candles lit at Liverpool Cathedral tonight in a special service broadcast on BBC 1, hosted by Cilla Black.

I presume the ref will be wearing a Liverpool kit again.

I hope all their players have their houses burgled whilst their playing!

He's probably watched all the dvds from the local shops and can't find anything other than Bargain Hunt to watch during the day so he's decided to actually turn up to work instead.

The only people happy about this are brown envelope makers and north-west based dodgy football agents.

I hope the fat useless twat gets them relegated.

Why did all your players surround the ref when Smith scored in 1989, even though it was clear he had headed the ball and was miles onside? Why is/was Steve Mcmahon such a prick? Did you find it funny too when he started all that one-minute bollox only to look a tit a few minutes later? Where were yo...

They must've nicked a few laptops recently.

Made me happy for a second then realised the article was just specualtion and had very little evidence. Wasn't Stan the man in Europe to view Vineyards anyway?

Surely there must be a good youngster coming through in the under 15s, 17s, 19s, French League, Belgian League, Ivory Coast League that can manage the side in League Cup Games and the odd-Champions League game.

Middlesbrough away is the type of games that a top-4 team should be winning. I really hope Villa run out of steam in the spring cos at the moment, I'm pretty worried.

One-one for an hour and the manager does nothing to try and find a way to engineer a winner. What is the fucking problem with him? Can he not see the frailties that exist in his team selections and refusal to make substitutions? Where are we going with this team?

What message this sends to people like Vela, Ramsey et al. I'll play you in Burnley, Portugal and when we're 3 down at Man City but don't trust you to go on and win me a game in the league.

He'll probably claim that they were too tired after Wedensday night even though it was him who played them. I doubt he really believes that we can actually win the league and so he'd rather plod along as it is.

15 minutes to go and where are the fresh legs?