1989/ 2009!

Well done Arsenal Ladies, a one-nil win away to Everton has secured them the title.

At least one set of Arsenal players will know what a trophy looks like.

If I remember rightly, it was in a third replay at Villa Park, wasn't it?

Is the fact that the European 'super heavyweights' of PSG, Rangers and Atletico Madrid not a sign of how far down the peckign order we now are? I bet all the decent teams were booked already or turned us down. These are hardly massive teams are they?

Is the second answer, next season's away kit?

They could save a few quid by sacking Craig 'I'm a Twat' Burley.

Robin Hood and Little John.

Chief bully Chav Terry should be stripped of the English captaincy, Drogba should get a 3 game ban or more, Bollock should get banned for a couple of games and Cole should be knee-capped just for the fun of it. I wonder what Phil Brown thought of this?

should consider taking him out

With a shotgun!

Is Terry crying yet?

Lampard, Terry, both Coles, Drogba, Wilkins, Cech, Ballack: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Good riddance to that filth.

Here we go; I'm clocking off in a minute, going home to change, have a snack if nerves allow, a couple of beers and then off to the ground. I don't know how to feel at the moment, half of me is fairly relaxed but the other half is full of nervous tension. One thing I know is that tonight is our nigh...

What about a free six-pack of beer under the seats for every fan. That'll get us all going and ready to sing!

Wimbledon. Saw my first ever professional game at Plough Lane and I miss the way that they wound up Manure, Scousers, Chavsea and Leeds but always spoke fondly of us and our ethos. Hope that AFC Wimbledon get back in the league to beat MK Franchise.

This is so tacky and will confirm our thoughts that we have been overrun by nouveau football types. These things will be waved at stupid times, by annoying 'fans' at corners and throw ins, probably whilst on the phone to a mate to tell him that they are on the tv. The only good I can see coming of t...

After a morning of racking my brains trying to work out if we can turn the tie around I've resorted to the 'It's written in the stars' method! It will be a May night, we need to win by 2 clear goals, we're playing the reigning champions, from the North West.... I know I'm behaving like a tart but i...